MENU
CATEGORIES
Submit a Tip

Connect with us

Submit a Tip
MENU
CATEGORIES
All Articles

Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too?  Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night.  So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us.  But once we close our eyes and […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die.  1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]
Read More

Tags

1 … 1,355 1,356 1,357 1,358 1,359 … 1,932
All Articles

Field Notes: Body Party Edition

Bwog Staff 0

Read More

Tags

  • b0dy
  • baby mama dramam
  • body
  • bwog baby daddy
  • failing cc in #mycalvins
  • field notes
  • fingers and mojitoes
  • locked out of ec in #mycalvins
  • mohayyyyy
  • mohi-to
  • our bwody is a party
  • party
  • vagina vagina
  • weekend
All Articles

Columbia To Honor The Lenape People With Installation Of Plaque Tonight

Bwog Staff 0

Read More

Tags

  • columbus who?
  • indigenous peoples day
  • lenape
  • lenape plaque
  • lenni-lenape
All Articles

CCSC’s Interminable Bylaws And Sexual Assault Bill

Tamara Barriot 0

Read More

Tags

  • casa
  • ccsc
  • homecoming is close!
  • keep Columb aaccountable
  • sandwich ambassador
  • so many bylaws
  • so many rules
  • student win
  • Student Work Solidarity is kicking ass
  • what even?
All Articles

Bwoglines: “It Can’t Get Any Worse” Debate Edition

Bwog Staff 2

Read More

Tags

  • bwog getting serious
  • bwoglines
  • drinking into oblivion
  • generation of masochists
  • help America
  • hillary
  • Hillary going to jail?
  • Make America Grope Again
  • no more genitalia talk people
  • political bwoglines
  • presidential debate
  • trump
  • why are we doing this to ourselves?
  • why isn't Trump in jail yet?
All Articles

Bucketlist: Thanks Obama

Finn Klauber 0

Read More

Tags

  • bucket list
  • bucketlist
  • so much obama stuff
  • thanks obama
  • why doesn't obama actually come here though?
All Articles

Bwog Meeting Tonight

Bwog Staff 0

Read More

Tags

  • bwog meeting announcement
  • free food
  • little fucker rodents take over campus
  • meeting announcement
  • please
  • turn off that computer... unless it has pitches on it bc then you should bring it to bwog
All Articles

Horror Story: The Oven

Rachel Deal 4

Read More

Tags

  • bwog gets spooky
  • claremont
  • horror story
  • malfunctioning oven
  • month of halloween
  • this is based on a real story
  • who wants to carry an exhaust fan all the way from hartley to claremont
All Articles

Making Your Pointless Work-Study Job Look Better On Paper

Bwog Staff 0

Read More

Tags

  • a lot of work went into these
  • aren't your resumes already perfect?
  • let's pretend we don't exist
  • mama bwog just wants to make sure you find a good job to put on your resume
  • pretending is the highest art form
  • pretending to work
  • real advice
  • Work-study jobs

Same Semester, New President!

What Should Acting President Claire Shipman's Nickname Be?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Popular This Week

  1. Pro-Palestinian Protesters Occupy Butler, Dozens Of Arrests Made
  2. Senior Wisdom: Mariah House
  3. Faculty Hold 25-Hour Speak-Out In Defense Of Academic Freedom And Student Safety
  4. Columbia’s Elevators
  5. Jeh Johnson Elected As Co-Chair Of Columbia Board Of Trustees

Recent Comments

<3 (read more)
She Was Headed for Medical School. Now She’s Researching Technology Bias In Our Justice System
May 10, 2025
Thanks for liking the article and your feedback! * I made a typo; #122 is one of the wheelchair lifts (read more)
Columbia’s Elevators
May 9, 2025
Love this! Also CEPSR has 5 elevators (122,123,124,125, and 126)? I know of four (two passenger, one freight, and the (read more)
Columbia’s Elevators
May 8, 2025
Schermerhorn: Women's is on the 7th Floor of the Extension, not 8th. There's one on the third floor, best bet (read more)
Where The Hell Are All The Bathrooms?
May 8, 2025

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
  • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
  • Hate speech
  • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
  • Personal information about an individual
  • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
  • Spam or self-promotion
  • Copyright infringement
  • Libel
  • COVID-19 misinformation
Copyright 2023 Bwog Limited. All Rights Reserved.

Menu

Contact

Connect