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Hide Your Christmas Tree

By Bwog Staff on Jan 07, 2013 14 Comments

If you’re a resident of Broadway, EC, the Brownstones, Carman, Furnald, Hartley, River, Schapiro, or UAH, there’s a chance that a Housing official will be hanging out in your room sometime over break. From January 9th through January 16th, Housing is conducting a “Housing Accommodations Survey” that will include entering student living spaces. (After struggling […]

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Semester In Review

By Bwog Staff on Jan 04, 2013 16 Comments

Sated by parent’s box-wine and home-cooking, Bwog now casts a nostalgic gaze backward, and tries to connect the dots of news from this past semester. Here is Bwog’s song of the year for some musical accompaniment. The diversity of experience ensures a diversity of historical interpretation, but Bwog, unable to take off its “new media” […]

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More Like Close-o-mat, Amirite?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 03, 2013 48 Comments

Cardomat is closing, and that means two things. One, the end of Cardomat’s interminable signs; and two, the availability of primo Broadway retail space. We called, but nobody picked up. Send word if you ascertain what’s going to replace it before we do.

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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Reich Fever At The Miller Theatre

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but still fun fun fun
but will there be wine at the reception?
columbia horror story
conspiracybwog
dozing off
elevator muzak
ghosting
Henry Moore
if the same minimal music group can play at miller twice in two months can't you let some undergrads in?
manhattanville aka levittown
miller
miller theater
muzak
steve reich
the fourth reich?
the phantom of the opa opa gangnam style
the war on fun is real
tin foil hats
what is it will all these german names?
where art thou?

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Horror Story: The Name Game

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'i'm going to write about you' is the scariest thing any writer can say to you
american horror story real life (but which season)
bwogaliscious
columbia horror story
don't be scared
down on 116th street
fuck!
going down on a tuesday
going to the gym working on my fitness (he my witness)
in the city of new york
it is
its going down for real
jap lyf chose me
oh wait
scary stories
tame impala listener
thats not my name
the jap lyf chose me
the name game
the truth is stranger than fiction
welcome to the twilight zone

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GS Dean Peter Awn Steps Down

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Dean Awn
gs
is it just us or does prezbo seem almost modest in that email?
prezbo
the next gs dean will have big shoes to fill...

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ESC Ratifies Constitution And Starts Dealing In Tech Licenses

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'member Senator Luis Rivera?
drones
engineering student council
esc
finally you got a constitution welcome to America
fuck apple
good stuff tonight
quarter zips are so Ivy
Senator Kebudi raising good points
swipes
yo the real crime is apple charging so much

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Bwoglines: Cloudy With A Chance of Disappointment Edition

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apple watch
bermuda triangle is basically the shaft
but will there be wine at the reception?
bwogaliscious
bwoglines
cloudy with a chance of death
cubs
dead and gone
done done done
getting grown
grown ass man
jap lyf chose me
loving life
oversharing is not overcaring
the jap lyf chose me
tin foil hats

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Field Notes: Fall Break Cannot Come Sooner Edition

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and then you're hungover and it's dark and cold and you curl up in a ball to suffer
Blumpkins are pumpkins that were blown up. Literally.
dabbing
drowning in tears over essays
men's razors are weirdly better
panic attacks are the worst
parking tickets
spooky skeletons
thievery
vodka is the water of the gods
we want those sugar cookies with pumpkins on them
when you're too done so you brush your hair with a fork

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A Quiet CCSC Meets With Dean Kromm

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a dean comes and nobody talks
asleep at ccsc
ccsc
Columbia College Student Council
cristen kromm
dean kromm
extended hamilton hours
surveys don't mean shit
SVR
we guess homecoming gets to us all
wtf restocking tampons will be ccsc's responsibility?

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Columbia Football’s Campaign Against The Touchdown

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better things to do than watch football
cu football
did anybody even go to the game?
dying physics
homecoming
how did we possibly win?
is this the sign of a winning team?
keep it up!
no more touchdowns
redemption
starting a new trend

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