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More Like Close-o-mat, Amirite?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 03, 2013 48 Comments

Cardomat is closing, and that means two things. One, the end of Cardomat’s interminable signs; and two, the availability of primo Broadway retail space. We called, but nobody picked up. Send word if you ascertain what’s going to replace it before we do.

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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Get Hyped For Basketball Mania

Ross Chapman 0

Basketball Mania
basketball shaped butts
columbia is good at pep rallys though
even if the attendance at sports games is lacking
to say the least
what sports IS columbia good at because it doesnt look like basketball or football are on that list

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LectureHop: Alan Turing: Computing Machinery and Intelligence

Elana Rebitzer 0

alan turing
computers are confusing
how many times do you think the codebreakers made jokes about enigmas
lecturehop
turing's law has a lot of complex legal stuff but amazing that it's even being passed
wordplay that isn't actually funny

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Reflection On Race Through Reading The Diamond Sutra

Gabrielle Kloppers 0

and this event sounds so calming
because if you think about everything happening in the world it just gets sad
diamond sutra
non-attachment to things is crucial
this election has literally everybody on edge

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Bwoglines: History Making Edition

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baseball is over :(
bwoglines
dont forget to vote though
less than a week until the election and we couldn't be happier
send in those absentee ballots
the cubs and donald trump had the same chance of winning last week so....
this bwogger may or may not have teared up when the cubs won
this game is the most nailbiting game of ever

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Professor Nemerovski Teaches Us How To Create A Third Party

Amara Banks 1

bwog baby daddy
campaign finance reform
does beta have the third party
f the two party system
FEEL THE BERN
honk your trump et
life idk
party over here
third party
where is the third party
who do you know here

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Find Your Polling Place For November 8th

Ross Chapman 1

bring out the popcorn on nov 8
if you're from ohio or florida you better vote from your home state
it's almost over
murica
politics: america's newest form of entertainment
we'll miss you barry!
you matter

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“Victims, Victims, Everywhere!” – On Political Correctness And Freedom Of Discourse

Timmy Wu 1

American Enterprise Institute
christina hoff sommers
columbia minded its manners last night
let's all hug it out
murica
patriotic feminism
we're all for civil debates
why can't we all just be friends

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GSSC Is Back On Track

Jennifer Nugent 0

brett for dogs and raisa for cats
Brett is the hero of getting GS back on schedule
communications now holds all the power
how much of this detailed conversation could have been online though?
it really is a good thing Bwog takes such rigorous notes on fake impeachments
this bwogger's halloween bday went unacknowledged

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