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Notes and Keys on VH1

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 5 Comments

While you were cramming for your first final, Notes and Keys, Columbia’s oldest co-ed a cappella group, performed on VH1’s Big Morning Buzz Live with the likes of Bon Jovi and Christina Milian (Kermit was also there, but he didn’t sing). A tipster tells us that the group was contacted by Universal Pictures to promote the […]

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The Puppies Return

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 11 Comments

Celebrate the end of your LitHum/CC/all of the finals with the return of happiness, a.k.a a bunch of really sweet dogs hanging out in your dorms. Tomorrow from 2 to 3:30 p.m., the lounges of John Jay and Furnald will be overcome with puppy fur, hot chocolate, cider, and Stressbusters (JJ only). Here’s the list […]

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Ballin’ Over Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 34 Comments

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to stay on campus over winter break? You may be like Bwog and predict a mental breakdown would ensue if you had to see Butler one more time after your last exam, let alone repeatedly for weeks. But a winter break in Morningside Heights is the […]

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2Girls1Snack: Eggnog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 9 Comments

In this edition of 2girls1snack, our intrepid tasters take on that most insidious yet strangely beloved of holiday treats: eggnog. Despite their (for one) general aversion to this creamy concoction and (for the other) total inexperience with this and most other elements of Christmas, the 2girls did extensive research in the name of science. And, […]

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Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]

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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Bwoglines: Cloudy With A Chance of Disappointment Edition

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apple watch
bermuda triangle is basically the shaft
but will there be wine at the reception?
bwogaliscious
bwoglines
cloudy with a chance of death
cubs
dead and gone
done done done
getting grown
grown ass man
jap lyf chose me
loving life
oversharing is not overcaring
the jap lyf chose me
tin foil hats

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Field Notes: Fall Break Cannot Come Sooner Edition

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and then you're hungover and it's dark and cold and you curl up in a ball to suffer
Blumpkins are pumpkins that were blown up. Literally.
dabbing
drowning in tears over essays
men's razors are weirdly better
panic attacks are the worst
parking tickets
spooky skeletons
thievery
vodka is the water of the gods
we want those sugar cookies with pumpkins on them
when you're too done so you brush your hair with a fork

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A Quiet CCSC Meets With Dean Kromm

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a dean comes and nobody talks
asleep at ccsc
ccsc
Columbia College Student Council
cristen kromm
dean kromm
extended hamilton hours
surveys don't mean shit
SVR
we guess homecoming gets to us all
wtf restocking tampons will be ccsc's responsibility?

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Columbia Football’s Campaign Against The Touchdown

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better things to do than watch football
cu football
did anybody even go to the game?
dying physics
homecoming
how did we possibly win?
is this the sign of a winning team?
keep it up!
no more touchdowns
redemption
starting a new trend

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Bwoglines: Pep Talks and Pot Talks Edition

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bwog is excited about marijuana legalization as well
bwoglines
isn't changing the name of a highway confusing?
isn't that illegal?
obama
selling virginity
selling yourself to pay for law school may not be too wise
should pot be legal?
we also like snl can you tell

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Reminder: The Honor Of Dante’s Laurels Awaits The Intrepid

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be fruitful and multiply
do Dante's Laurels kids
do the king's quest kids
help yourself to some sex
just trying to make the world a better place
late night bwog is best bwog
lnb
so much sexual ostraneni
this is all about sex if you didn't get it
vergi
virgil
virgilio

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Bwog Asked: What Do You Think About Columbia Winning The Homecoming Game?

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cumb
football
homecoming
is dartmouth even an ivy
resident bandies
school spirit or something
so did sig chi have a party or nah?
the f word
what's a "dartmouth"

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Bucketlist: Who Cares About The Standards Of Law And Society?

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bucket list
bucketlist
fuck jake sullivan
fuck the hillary machine
go do something columbia
go do something with your life
go question some corrupt individuals
julian assange can be a hero if he wants to be
there's so much here
wikileaks for life

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