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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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The American Hangover: Artivism After Trump

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"not Trump"
brandon dixon
columbia alums
columbia law school
everyone should have gone to this event
hamilton
i love slam poetry
lexsizzle lehmannizzle
where can i find hamilton tickets

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Call For Actual Wisdoms

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bwog approves of accidentally matching with your young professors on tinder
call for actual wisdoms!!
crush away
dumbledore as dspar's replacement 2k16
JUST DO IT
we're really hoping a few specific people get nominated here

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Bwoglines: Twitter Gone Wild Edition

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always here with that columbia alum mention
bwoglines
follow us on twitter for more political drama
is there a word for the desperation you feel when you want to see the tax returns but you don't think you can survive this presidency without alec's soothing comedy
tell us your scary uber horror stories
twitter: the nation's realest battleground
UNFORTUNATELY KATE MCKINNON DOES NOT HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT
we can't imagine anything worse than a retweet from donald trump

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CUMB Releases First Round Of Fall Orgo Night Flyers

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cumb
fuck youuuu
G(TB)^2
how long can they milk that poor tree
me: this meme is dead. me to me: it's still kinda funny though
orgo night
tag yourself as parts of the video we're AAAAAAAAAAAAA
what is a meme
what is an old meme

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Bucketlist: Losers And How Not To Lose

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bucketlist
fuck 538
fuck nate silver
if you read 538 like its the Bible there's something wrong with you
nate is a cuck
nice way to destroy statistical integrity Nate Bronze
seriously nate silver looks like the person he is
you may ask why I dislike Nate Silver so much
you should just look at his whiny face for an answer

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Meeting Tonight In Lerner 505

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'I don't read Bwog'
are finals over yet?
bwog meeting
i dont remember sleeping either lol
meeting

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Elegy For Hewitt Late Night

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hewitt: where lesbians thrive
nostalgic for hewitt? really?
tbt to the hewitt mysterious beeping noise
wish diana was open on sunday nights

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Bwoglines: You Used To Call Me On My Cellphone Edition

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"That's out of order"
ah the perks of modern technology
AN INTERNATIONAL MASTER
bwoglines
cell phones are deadly weapons
rumor has it
Taiwan
technology
trump

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