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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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PSA: Vine Is Not Responsible For Your Life

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boringside heights is getting a lil spicy
cheap eats
injustice @ cu
reminds us of the time we paid our tip in change at a chinese restaurant and apparently they didn't think we paid enough and followed us onto the street and forced us to pay extra on top of our tip
stick around for bwog's reviews on nearby eateries
the most drama we get around here
vine
vine is not responsible for your life
we love john jay staff but the food...
what else is vine not responsible for

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GSSC Undergoes A Makeover And Makes Decisions

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all these blank spaces
free tampons
gssc
new year new me
surveys
the theme of the day is intrigue
unfortunately
v-day mixer was not a success for us
we still don't get the first-year reunion thing--y'all see each other in class every day

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Bwoglines: International Intrigue Edition

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battery park city is sus af all the time
bwoglines
hookers 4 hillary
international intrigue
is columbia trying to murder us by depriving us of hot water and study spaces and love?
murder
tourists lead such sad lives
we still haven't watched the last two seasons of scandal so maybe he's done something truly heinous since then but we love the murderous prez!!

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TFBM: Texts From Bwog Members

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"bwog do you DRINK???"
abc
acronyms
BBHMM
doesnt matter u at 1020
dwb
hate 1020
love 1020
megaphone emoji
squirrel emoji
TFBM
tlop
WAYWA

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BREAKING: Columbia Divest For Climate Justice Disrupts British Petroleum Event

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BP Energy Outlook
breaking
cdcj

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Can Men’s Basketball Win The Ivies?

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basketball
chairman maodo
G(TB)^2
let's get to the freaking NCAA tournament guys
march madness will only be better with the band
men's basketball
the band always wins
the roar zone is responsible for this
why does columbia athletics disappoint us so much?

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SGA Meets With Almost Nothing To Do

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"inclusion and equity committee" sounds straight outta 1984
barnard does stuff we guess
Barnard is basically Airstrip 1
but seriously where even is this building?
In fact where even is Barnard?
Jesus Christ didn't die and raise in 3 days for this damn building to still be unfinished
sga

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The Hookup: Diana 6th Floor

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back in my day...
have you tried a car?
hookup
just go to Butler 9 jesus
okay but not going to the Diana in this weather
somebody else's car???
the hookup

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