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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Baked in Butler: Butler Cafe Pastries Are (Sort of) Delicious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

In an effort to be of continual service to the Columbia community—and to avoid our collective mound of work—Bwog brings you a series of narrative reviews for the questionably labeled baked goods available at your favorite only Butler dining option: Butler Cafe. (Daniel’s?) Swirled (Cheesecake?) Brownie None of these 1970s Japanese studies are showing up on […]

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Live at Lerner: Study Break!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 2 Comments

Live at Lerner is at it again with their cheery attempts to make Lerner–you know–a legitimate student center. Today from noon till 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge they will be having a Study Break replete with cookie decorating, Stressbusters, holiday-themed arts and crafts, and a video of a totally real warm fire. Along […]

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Meeting Tonight In Lerner 505

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'I don't read Bwog'
are finals over yet?
bwog meeting
i dont remember sleeping either lol
meeting

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Elegy For Hewitt Late Night

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hewitt: where lesbians thrive
nostalgic for hewitt? really?
tbt to the hewitt mysterious beeping noise
wish diana was open on sunday nights

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Bwoglines: You Used To Call Me On My Cellphone Edition

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"That's out of order"
ah the perks of modern technology
AN INTERNATIONAL MASTER
bwoglines
cell phones are deadly weapons
rumor has it
Taiwan
technology
trump

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Get A Nice, Juicy Look At Your 123rd Annual Varsity Show Cast

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fartsity show
make columbia great again
v show
varsity show
veesh
veesha

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The Things You Learn Doing A Stats Survey

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"The best parties are in Carman."- says no one ever
american horror story: carman
get crunk in butler
more potterheads than potheads at columbia
my brain and my bank account seem to be suffering
mysterious Carman carpet stains
resurrect my GPA
someone tried to have a rave in butler at 3 am on a wednesday

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Back Of The Envelope: Should You Buy This Adderall?

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all i wanna do is go on tour and drop albums
dick got superpowers
drunk in love
everything i do fake n***** wanna copy
faded for a week i dont sleep
fuck my enemies
if i live forever prolly drop a hundred thousand
percocets adderall ecstasy pussy money weed
tongue made outta magic
tryna stay sane is like a full time hobby
woke up in the morning models passed out in the shower

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In Memoriam Of Bored@Butler

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columbia should pay
godspeed boredat
goodbye oh goodbye
it really is kinda sad
it's a shame we never got to shitpost from Paris
shoulda put some more bible references in this
tfw never got chipotle
we love you Jae

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Where Art Thou: Holiday Cheer

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bring on the snow!
Bwog is here for the gay wagnerism because straight Bwog doesn't exist
lots of weekend events to check out!
MoHi isn't a collegetown but at least we can see a movie about one!
the tree lighting was a start
where art thou?

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