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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Baked in Butler: Butler Cafe Pastries Are (Sort of) Delicious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

In an effort to be of continual service to the Columbia community—and to avoid our collective mound of work—Bwog brings you a series of narrative reviews for the questionably labeled baked goods available at your favorite only Butler dining option: Butler Cafe. (Daniel’s?) Swirled (Cheesecake?) Brownie None of these 1970s Japanese studies are showing up on […]

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Live at Lerner: Study Break!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 2 Comments

Live at Lerner is at it again with their cheery attempts to make Lerner–you know–a legitimate student center. Today from noon till 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge they will be having a Study Break replete with cookie decorating, Stressbusters, holiday-themed arts and crafts, and a video of a totally real warm fire. Along […]

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Barnard Contingent Faculty Union Approves Strike

Bwog Staff 1

barnard college
bcf-uaw
bwog baby daddy
give them a contract!
give them a fair wage
give them benefits!
protest
provost bell
strike
this doesnt have to do with the broadway rat
what a year

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Overseen: The Barnard Bread Bandit Returns

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bold beautiful barnard bread bandits
how many times can we use the title barnard bread bandits in these tags
like if you think the bread was stolen from hewitt
overseen
the elusive... the elite... the bread bandits
we want to date a barnard bread bandit

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A Call for Closing Remarks

Elana Rebitzer 0

closing remarks
have you stopped going to classes or have they
or tbh have both of you
two more days of classes left!
we know they've said some crazy shit
when you dont want to go to class anymore but then you realize that the professor is your advisor
will they miss you?
will you miss them?

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Women In STEM Need To Stick Together

Betsy Ladyzhets 1

lecturehop
she included a shoutout to #ilooklikeanengineer - that was cool
stem fields
women in STEM
women supporting other women!!!
would be nice if more places cared about this gender disparity
yay for women doing all the things

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Students Go To Standing Rock

Sarah Dahl 0

Army Corps of Engineers
Bismark
collective action
DAPL
decision
direct action
donate
help!
hope
Indigenous rights
indigenous sovereignty
North Dakota
police
power of the people
social justice
Standing Rock
Standing Rock Sioux Tribe
student activism
supplies
take action!
wishlist

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Bwoglines: Take A Deep Breath Edition

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at least you dont also have to deal with NYC and NY state governance
bwoglines
i can taste classes being done
life is rough
of course this is the year life expectancy goes down
the same way a lab rat can taste cheese
when you think columbia admin is bad just remember

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Barnard Task Force To Examine Divestment Recommends Partial Divestment

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Divest barnard
divestment
fun times with the presidential task force
the report is about 70 pages
we want to read it but we have like 4 papers to write

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Where The Hell Are All The Bathrooms?

Sarah Kinney 2

for the next time you get food poisoning in schermerhorn
it's like peeing is a reward for solving a maze
just go in your dorm bathroom before you haul ass to class
seriously what was the logic behind all this
so not user-friendly
you're welcome.

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