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Orgo Night Recap

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 30 Comments

The semesterly tradition of filling Butler 209 to capacity happened last night, and for all those who missed out on the swampy experience (the B.O. levels rivaled Butler 409) we present a short collection of thoughts, observations, and Instagram-y photos cobbled together at a surprisingly empty 1020 (thank you Lit Hum and CC finals!). The […]

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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]

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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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No Red Tape Vs. Dean Kromm

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dean kromm
no red tape
petition
wow we really do need a Bwog petition watcher.....

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Rush GTB (Gamma Theta Beta, Not GTB^2)

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cumb
G(TB)^2
how sad is it that attending women's basketball games can be considered philanthropy
if we had to rush any sorority it'd be this one
sororities
when can we have a bwog-gtb mixer
you can't fool us cumb - you and we both know what the fourth b really is

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Women Are Global: A Petition

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barnard students: this means nothing for you. relax
core
maybe we could replace a math requirement?? #keepdreaming
petition watch
wou can never know too much about sex right

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Money On My Mind-Warping Studies

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behavioral lab
fuck you asos
money money money
self sufficiency is a nice idea but then there's halal
that trudge over the uris tho
this would actually be a pretty lit premise for an episode of broad city

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Bwoglines: Find Thyself Edition

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bwoglines
drumpf
get ready for nonstop ellen degeneres wooooo
medusa was the original badass
we feel u kanye. what did u download. some drake maybe?? anti?
who is herman cain is he ok

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Carman Beats: Cruisin’

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better than kygo's remix
carman beats
mike layne is best security guard
not gonna lie we didn't like Marley before this
t-shirt idea: mike on the front and on the back "sir mike got yo back"
the other day he was playing lily allen
we need some sexual healing
what a range

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Air Conditioning Coming To Residence Halls (But Not Your Room)

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air conditioning
But not Barnard (never Barnard)
Pack all of your sweaty bodies into the lounges
Weather doesn't make sense

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Ask Bwog: I’m Homesick!

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ask bwog
cc
ferris cheesecake
flirting 101
homesickness
it gets better
send in more tips
tbt when we used the phrase "white dick" while having lunch with a friend at ferris and the guy next to us sat here for an hour eavesdropping because he was so transfixed by our convo
the craving never goes away
this is the type of tip we get at 2 am
white dick

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