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Chronicles of Existentialism: Wrong-Aid

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 14 Comments

“A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.” –Jean-Paul Sartre
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Early Phi Beta Kappa for 2012!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 46 Comments

Columbians, prepare to lash out in insecurity! CC 2012’s first batch of inductees to Phi Beta Kappa has been announced, and will be inducted into the nation’s oldest academic honor society this month. A larger group of scholarly standouts will get the nod later in the semester. If this is all Greek to you, just […]
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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 4 Comments

Why did the number of applicants to Columbia dwindle to a mere 32,000? Perhaps the kids realized  it’s “impossible” to get in so they’ve all stopped applying, or more likely, it’s because Harvard and Princeton brought back early action. (Business Week) Mayor Bloomberg already takes Spanish lessons, but this year he wants to try a new language: […]
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Drinking With Bwog: Bahama Mama

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

The return of classes does have a silver lining: the return of weekends!  Every Thursday your lovely pals at the Columbia Bartending Agency provide you with new ways to forget everything you learned during the week.  This week, Matt Kalish transports you to a better place. As the new semester rolls in along with the cold […]
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Seek Fame and Fortune

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 5 Comments

Have you ever dreamt of being famous? Now’s your chance. You could grace the pages of our blue-toned blog as the star of one of our theatre reviews! You will be expertly critiqued by our crack team of Music Hum graduates, and cheered on by our insatiable comment section. Oh, and don’t forget—Bwog fame has its perks. […]
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John Jay Emerges From Its Cocoon; Wing-Flapping Ensues

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Agonize no longer about what John Jay’s facelift will mean for the ambiance of your favorite date spot—its shiny tabletops and questionably sauced meats glisten once again under lights much too bright for a Campo Mel’s hangover. Wethinks the juxtaposition of the round tables with the floor’s neutral-colored quadrants conveys the plight of a carefree freshperson […]
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Overseen: Trying Too Hard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 3 Comments

Yes CCE, we know that it’s hard to get jobs in today’s uneasy job market, where there is hardly any work. But that still doesn’t mean that you have to hardcore beat us over the head with posters of pirate ships like it’s too hard for us to find a job sans mnemonic device or abused pun. We […]
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Lost: Android Tablet

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 0 Comments

Lost Asus Transformer, probably somewhere in Lerner. If found, please email whb2107@columbia.edu.
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Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 8 Comments

Just as you realize that watching all those Breaking Bad episodes reading all your chemistry textbooks during break still doesn’t shake that feeling that you’re not quite so ready for another semester, your professors made another round of funny comments to get you back into the swing of things. Professor Richard Bulliet, History of America in the Muslim World  […]
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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/19

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Relearn how to properly feed yourself by checking out the Greenmarket’s fresh fruit and produce Thursdays and Sundays on Broadway between 114th and 116th. As always, Bwog brings you the highlights. Stop by the info station and flash your CUID for a free, reusable shopping bag Turnips, rutabaga, and carrots fit for hummus-dipping can be […]
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Bwoglines: Video Killed the Columbia Student Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog saw you crying in the Lerner bathroom yesterday/subsequently eating your feelings at Cafe East—don’t worry, we promise we won’t blackout on you again any time soon. CEO of Twitter, Dick Costolo, thinks we shouldn’t, either. (Slate) If our overuse of the whole “blackout” pun wasn’t enough for you, check out the funniest tweets to […]
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Despite 9% Drop, 2016 Still “Most Competitive”

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 9 Comments

Today, compounding the stress of nervous high school seniors across the hemispheres, our Office of Undergraduate Admissions released preliminary numbers for the regular decision pool. The stats showed an overall drop in applications from last year, which they attributed both to a normalizing effect from Columbia’s switch to the Common App in 2010, and also to […]
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Senior Wisdom: Hari Nef

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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Bucket List: End Of The Semester Edition

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Bwoglines: Bernie Sanders Edition

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USenate Approves Changes to Rules of Conduct

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Go To The Varsity Show: Bwog Reviews Almageddon

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How To Avoid Being Inconvenienced By Commencement

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Senior Wisdom: Simone Norman

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