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Enlightenment in 140 Characters

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 2 Comments

Still need more ways to procrastinate for your midterms? Bwog has you covered! When you’re spending all that time on Twitter to avoid your calculus textbook, your tweets can start to feel a little dry. But not anymore, with our new favorite website that proclaims “Yes, that CAN be my next tweet!” This text generator […]

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Your Textbook Loves You And Wants You To Be Happy

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

You’ve probably been spending a lot more time with your textbook lately, and in some pretty late-night settings. Bwog has, too—and we’ve noticed a few little gems hidden within. Small moments like these below; subtle signals from the authors sensing our distress and saying, “You are not alone.” Or just a lame scientist trying to […]

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Bwoglines: Excuses Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 3 Comments

Residents of Brooklyn are protesting the possible addition of a new homeless shelter in their neighborhood, because they “already have people in our community who are borderline homeless.” (Gawker) Joe Walsh continued Todd Akin’s unscientific rants yesterday, when he told reporters there is no need for an abortion exception for the life or health of […]

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(Day) Drinking with Bwog: Homecoming

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 1 Comments

It’s that time of the year again. For a brief 48 hours, you go to a fantasy college where Butler is a football rival and not a cavernous den of midterm doom and “tailgating” is a thing. That’s right, it’s Homecoming weekend! And what better way to celebrate than with a special edition of DWB […]

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LectureHop: Newark’s Mayor Cory Booker

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 2 Comments

Last night Altschul Auditorium seemed somewhat empty, with just minutes left before the event was scheduled to start. No more than half of the auditorium seats were filled; a major surprise considering the large space and huge name that would soon be speaking. Those who were there, however, were treated to an earth-shaking oratory experience […]

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Free Food and Stuff for Homecoming

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s favorite part of Homecoming, free stuff, continues today. Swing by Low Plaza from 5-7 for finger painting, hot cocoa, cupcakes, mini donuts, cookies, and, if you’re wearing Columbia blue, items from the student athletics advisory committee! Five-finger painting via Shutterstock

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BREAKING: Barnard Workers Reach Tentative Deal

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog has just received word from the heads of the Students Support Barnard Workers group that UAW Local 2110, which has been struggling and fighting back over major cuts in basic benefits, has reached a tentative agreement with Barnard. The students were contacted by the president of UAW Local 2110. To comment, the Local office […]

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Theatre Department’s Eurydice A Remarkable Success

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 7 Comments

The Barnard Theatre Department’s production of Eurydice, written by Sarah Ruhl and directed by David Paul, opens today. Details about showtimes and ticket prices are available here. Bwog’s Executive Drama Devotee, Kyra Bloom, attended a preview. Some of the most highly regarded art of today is still based on ideas born in Greek mythology. “Orpheus […]

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Trapped in the Bathroom

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 13 Comments

Bwog just received the distressing news that seven girls are locked in the third floor bathroom at Lerner. We can only hope that they make it out safe and sound as we anxiously await an update. Update: Our tipster reports: “After 45 stressful minutes, the Lerner bathroom girls were freed, thanks to four public safety […]

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Stephan Vincenzo Is Sorry, America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 36 Comments

Somebody call Nancy Reagan. NBC’s Brian Williams is talking about Adderall. Interviewed (and ready to scare you straight!) is our very Stephan Vincenzo/Perez (N.B. Stephan told the B&W years ago that “Vincenzo” is “as an homage to Al Capone’s brother.” But that probably doesn’t go well with his redemption narrative, so he’s back to “Perez.”) For the uninitiated, […]

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Happy Half Semester Day!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 13 Comments

Whether the news brings you excitement or regret, today marks the official mid-semester mark. However, that’s not all there is to the story. If we dig a little deeper, we can find a hidden message within this seemingly arbitrary academic calendar date… Today is 10/18/2012. 10 + 18 + 2012 = 2040. Today is the […]

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Bwoglines: Secrets Revealed Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 7 Comments

A 21-year-old man was charged yesterday with conspiring to blow up the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. His plans were severely hindered by the fact that his accomplice, who provided him with encouragement, guidance, and supposedly the materials needed for the attack, was an F.B.I. agent. (NY Times) According to researchers at the American […]

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Back Of The Envelope: For How Many Hours Has My Roommate Been Up?

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(it's a whole lot of days)
are u that roommate
back of the envelope
counting down days until ours
like everybody else had their fall break in october and that would have been really nice
naps are a savior use them in this time of crisis

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Bwoglines: No Election News Edition

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and we think columbia has issues with how it spends its money
bwoglines
just say no
maybe dont use skype
tbh the kim k thing is really scary
the election was getting us down so pretending that it isnt happening is a healthy way to cope right?

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Message For Slow Walkers

Alex Tang 2

aspiring olympic speed walker here
call out
get out the way
i need a private helicopter
move bitch
people to see
places to go
sorry not sorry
the only slow walkers in nyc are tourists
walk faster
walk faster than that
walker's equivalent to road rage

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Barnard’s Fireside Chat Gets Political

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bernie or hillary memes
DSpar
fireside cha cha
fireside chat
hallelujah not the shrek kind
hot water

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Life And World Advice From President Obama’s Senior Advisor

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bwog baby daddy
bwog loves the earth
climate change
drop some knowledge
happy earth day!
save the trees
tree luver
wise words
words of wisdome

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GSSC: This Week It’s All About Food

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creepy bouncy house
did somebody say free?
give me dem dollahs
gssc
if there's food we'll be there
makin' progress
student gov drama
the direct correlation between food and attendance
where is mike

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Women (Not Allowed) In STEM: CCE Engineering Career Fair

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...or is it the companies that don't want us?
"called cce out on bwog.com"
all eyes on you cce
but how hard can it be to sneak in?
call out post
can I send a CC boy as proxy
equal
equality isn't a very hard concept here
hire me though
is this for real
no dad theyre here to steal our jobs
obviously not that
opportunity
salty tbh
we just think it's interesting how
will cce still edit my resume tho
yes we know astrixed is not a word but... it seemed applicable

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Bwoglines: Puppies Make Everything Better

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bwoglines
don't screw up this time florida!
gore is still salty
so ready for a puppy study break
still rather face a wolf than a clown
stop clowning around
these pranksters need lives
we all know some people we'd like to send to mars
you wish you were from florida

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