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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]

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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Listen: Operation Ivy League News Coverage Over Smooth EDM Beat

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"talk about higher education"
2010 a time to be alive
addicted to bwog
drugs are bad
frat bromeos
frat bros
operation ivy league
operation ivy weave
unless youre going to first year english

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Bwog Taught Me How To Ride A Bike: A Review Of Zagster

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"yeezy taught me"
bike share
biking is good for the planet
biking with bwog
bwog cares
bwog taught
bwog taught me
how hard could it be
neither of us had helmets
ride share
saturdaddy
skin saturday
try this at home
uber everywhere
why is it still cold
zagster

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Barnard’s NACElink: A Dangerous Game

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also hmu if you have a job opening
beware
cat ladies and dating books
cautionary tale
I threw them out after I left
It wasn't even a big bag of chips it was a personal bag of chips he'd half eaten
literally have a job interview was in Hebrew and I felt too bad to admit I'm a goy
might frame some of these emails
My life is a mess
NACElink
NACElink is not to be trusted
the NA in NACElink stands for Never Again

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This Week In The Arts: Who’s That Pokemon Edition

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arts
gymnastics
hamburger helper feed the streets
its a boulbasaur
its a bwogbasaur
liberal gymnastics
magic flute
saturdaddy
skin saturday
this week in the arts
who else has a magic flute
whos flexible

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CULPA Quotes That Should Catch More Eyes

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all your papers were shitty
bwog baby daddy
bwog would never kill its baby
catch some eyes
catch some hands
David Yerkes
illiterate
illtwitterate
its lit (hum)
lets end "lit"
Lit Home
lit hum
Lit Humble
Lit Humble Bee
Lit Hump
Professor Yerkes
saturdaby daddy
who is bwogs baby
who is bwogs baby daddy
wyawa

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Bwoglines: My Bwog, My Back Edition

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aint nothin but a planet party
all you ladies pop your (octo)pus like this shake ya body don't stop don't miss
bwoglines
earth didn't ask for this
earth just wants to party
earth likes tupac
legalize it (rain barrels)
my bwog my back
octopus
poor earth has to deal with us so inconsiderate
saturdaddy
save the earth
skin saturday
thanks spacex
we know what u can do in colorado ;-0

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Attend The Tale: Bwog Reviews “Sweeney Todd”

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"Blog" got a special thanks in the program but not Bwog?
Bwog loves pies but maybe not these pies.....
cmts
commendations to Alex Warrick for her performance as well (no spoilers)
not even BWOG?
s/o to Nick Hermesman for keeping an incredible straight face
sweeney todd
Sweeney Todd: A Tale Of Why You Should Never Piss Off Your Barber

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 4

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And now we're uptown fucked
Damn does that count as an old meme? Spectrum help.
Does it seem sad to you that housing labels some suites as 'low demand'?
Even the Ruggles murder suite is gone
We hate those people who pretty-cry

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