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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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Bwoglines: I’m Like A Bird, I’ll Only Fly Away Edition

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bwoglines
funny or die or die... amiright
police brutality is still such a real thing wtf
steph curry is honestly bae
still love you bernie but idk how we feel about birdie
that bird thing was cute for a bit and then it got weird real fast
what is the nba tho
why are memes the worst

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Campus Face-Swaps Create Ridiculous Results

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alma's nose looks great with my afro features
bwog cares
down in the dm
down in the snapchat
faceswap
facetime me that alma if its coo
nba cares
security face swap
shoulder saturday
snapchat me that alma
thank your public safety officer for his hard work with a face swap

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Infiltrating International Waters: How To Fit In With The International Smokers

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americans wanna be cool so bad
baby daddy saturday
carly rae sremmurd
don't be scared international newbie
how to: fit in
how to: smoke
internationals so damn cool
its raining hunnids
left hand is rolling the other is gripping your thigh
pay with your SKIN
rae sremmurd
roll some mo'
roll your own
rollin with the homies
shoulder saturday
tobacco KILLS

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Housing Reviews 2016: East Campus (Townhouses)

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"EC or die"
housing 2016
Prezbo's house
The luxury of a coat closet
The senior dream
We'll invite Prezbo to all of our shindigs

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This Week In The Arts: Right Here In Your Dirty Bubble Edition

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call me mid-day maybe
cheese lobby
conversations
mid-day conversation with wendy whelan
mid-day marathon
mid-day marilyn
mid-day maybe
mid-day most of these events aren't happening at mid-day
mid-day munchies
mid-day music is dope
taylor swift is a feminist mo will has fair prices

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Housing Reviews 2016: Broadway

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baby daddy saturday
book culture baby daddy
book culture treats you well don't front
broadway
broadway (the dorm. not the street. or the group of theaters.)
gets incredibly hot but hard to turn off - just like a columbia boy
housing 2016
literally anything is better than mo will proximity
mo will only good for mo mixers
shoulder saturday
ways of the broad
what beats mo will proximity

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Bwoglines: Do You Ever Feel Like A Plastic Bag Edition

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cancel bacchanal use extra funds to fire proof barnard
hores diapers
i feel like pablo when im working on bwoglines
i feel like pablo when im working on my shoes
i feel like plastic bag
little red riding from the hood
pablo for bacchanal
thats so raven
use extra funds for faster water bottle refill stations
use extra funds for real outlets on new tables in ref
wiggles for bacchanal
work work work work work

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LectureHop: City And Landscape In The Ottoman Aleppo

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Aleppo
art
art history
Beast Coast vs Best Coast
East coast vs West Coast
empire
lecturehop
Ottomans
professors
uc davis

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