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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]

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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

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30 Rock is so applicable here
Like anyone at Columbia is all that 'authentic'
Normaling
Real question: what's up with the EC swiping system?
These actually look kind of believable?
Who's gonna be the dumbass to ask when Hil was on campus?

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

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don't also get shafted by reading Spec
don't get shafted in McBain
get some fuck spec stickers today y'all
getting ready for a 300 sq ft room next year
glad some of us don't have to ever deal with housing
mfw some people dropped to online selection
Nu$$baum
tfw barnard supposedly has guaranteed housing but is almost out of rooms

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ESC’s Final Vote

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"I can't believe Bacchanal happened"
bye Caroline!
esc
good stuff
hey we wrote about narcissus in our essay about Paradise Lost
the queen of ESC is dead long live the queen
we can't believe Bacchanal happened eiter
we'll miss you actually

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Columbia Housing Announces Free Access (Except For Barnard Students) To New York Times

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add NYT to JJs and swipe access that Columbia students have over Barnard
And Caroline!
free information
free stuff
not free food unfortunately
shouldn't all information be free?
sorry barnard
Thanks Ben and Viv!
Thanks to all councils
wasn't asking for this but also not rejecting it
we guess there are legal limits that would prevent a uniform statement like that

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SGA: Surprise Attacks

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deal with it
sga
there were snacks today that was cool
they don't want u to vote
we love sga
what even is global symposium tho
when shit happens shit happens

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Fall 2016 Edition

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classes to take before you die
damn we're gunna miss browsing the cu course directory at some point in our lives
fall 2016
foley is a greek goddess it's true
gotta love some lady boss profs
i guess we'll suggest you use courses@cu OR JUST USE A DAMN PEN AND PAPER LIKE 2007!
isn't it nice when we do the work for you?
looking for a prof's mind at work

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Bwoglines: Leaders Edition

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Bwog banged our pans with everybody else
bwoglines
can't wait to watch the Trump family tonight
Dilma Rousseff should just be impeached already
if you understand our reference we'll buy you a six pack
Kasich pls
Musk 2016
somebody has to write science fiction with rockets landing/taking off from ships now
this rocket news has massive implications
Tsipras is the characteristic liberal-coming-of-age story
WE LOVE YOU ELON MUSK

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Field Notes: It’s Lit Edition

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'another' gay bar
@ ras we know who could've pulled us into their suites but didn't: how dare you
can't believe the barnard wifi would betray us
days on campus? more like gays on campus amirite
field notes
like if you think bwog should do a 'best places to sleep in butler' series
what could be better than a free sandwich from hamdel?

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