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Orgo Night Recap

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 30 Comments

The semesterly tradition of filling Butler 209 to capacity happened last night, and for all those who missed out on the swampy experience (the B.O. levels rivaled Butler 409) we present a short collection of thoughts, observations, and Instagram-y photos cobbled together at a surprisingly empty 1020 (thank you Lit Hum and CC finals!). The […]

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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]

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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Housing Reviews 2016: Woodbridge

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does columbia have other 'odd dungeons' besides the woodbridge laundry room? probably. do we want to visit them? no.
housing 2016
if you live here prepare to spend a lot of time at riverside (and/or running into distraught barnard first-years)
sometimes it feels like college itself is an 'uphill windy stroll'
woodbridge

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Bwoglines: Lost, Found, And Corrupted Edition

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being lost in space sounds a lot more relaxing than midterms round two tbh
bwoglines
microsoft should know by now that anything set free on the internet gets corrupted into a nazi
we hope you find your telescope japan
wow $15 an hour ... if only columbia students on work study got paid that much

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Midnight Baking With Bwog: Rice Krispeeps™

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"the came out PERFECTLY"... just like all of us
*receives a text from mom: HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!*
all of us were created in God's image fam
always accommodate the peeps
baking with bwog
butter burned but WE GON BE ALL RIGHT
bwb
He is risen
Ina
it's not that steep fam
would you pay attention? you're my scribe
WWID

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Housing Reviews 2016: River

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bwog housing reviews
housing 2016
is Lerner a restaurant
made for quiet contemplative river gazing
river sounds like a new club downtown that only sells drinks mixed with silt and recycled water
rolling in the deep [river]
this might be superficial but the lobby is so pretty
you can invite your hook up back to your river for a swim ha ha

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Bucket List: Shoebanging And Sportswriting

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"our man in havana" lol what
ah tbt to the kitchen debates
bucket list
bucketlist
Bwog wonders how much money flows from the Kremlin through the Harriman institute
it seems like there's an event or discussion about the EU every week
nikita was a solid man
nobody will go to the foucault events and it makes me sad
probably a lot of freaking money
simpler times and simpler men
so much russia

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Fear And Loathing In John Jay Medical Services

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am not dead yet so
can we explain in any more detail why john jay is horrible
first experience with actual healthcare system
fuck john jay
how does Columbia allow stuff like this to happen?
John Jay blows
John Jay has only one redeeming quality—JJs
seriously John Jay is the worst
this all actually happened more or less

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Housing Reviews 2016: Schapiro

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ay slim thick withco cute shaft
damn schapiro
housing review
Housing Reviews 2016
jimmy choos
schapiro baby daddy
schapiro's gym will keep u slim thick
schapirOOO
schaprio will always treat you right
schaprio won't hurt you
schaprio won't play you
schapriollin with the homies
schapriWOAH
summer '16

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Easter Sunday Meeting Announcement!

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bwog meeting tonight
easter
easter bunnies are scary
get up to date on your religious holidays @bwog
meeting announcement
nah it's just easter bunnies
or are all bunnies scary
those costumes are creepy
why though

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