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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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Bwoglines: Breaking And Broken Edition

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bwoglines
is putin ever pleased about anything?
judi dench just doesn't stop working ... she's like a seas freshman
open up bwog and you'll find nothing but booze and bad puns
oscar isaac for bacchanal 2k17
the vikings made a good choice going to canada instead of the us

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Bwog Endorses Jay Rappaport And Josh Schenk For University Senate

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ccsc
columbia college
FEEL THE BERN
I'm With Her!
Jay Rappaport
Josh Schenk
serious post
student council
student council elections
student council elections 2016
university senator
usenate
USenator
what if student council candidates had slogans

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Bwog Asked: What Did You Want The Wind To Blow Away Today?

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all my troubles... damn deep
butler was lit tonight damn
bwog asked
bwog ass
everyone catching up post-bacch
sixth floor feeling feminist tonight
the lobby oh my god @us next time
What Did You Want The Wind To Blow Away Today?
why do people get so excited about wind
why was last night so wild

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Housing Reviews 2016: Furnald Hall

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....is a tag that someone already created so let's go with that
furnald
furnald bonding omg
housing 2016
housing 2016: let's get weird
more like tony kushner lost his virginity here... why not you too?
pretty cheap tho
proximity to ferris is a good thing now?
queer lounge gets no exclamation points but bike lounge does? okay
so close yet so far away

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Bucket List: Chuck Norris vs Communism

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Bolivar would be ashamed of Maduro
bucket list
bucketlist
chuck norris
chuck norris jokes are incredibly passe
If only somebody wrote a smash hit about John Jay maybe uneducated people would love him like Hamilton
John Jay is the man tho
lots of social justice this week...like every week
maybe not love more like unilluminated obsession
We've heard great things about the The Wire

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This Week In The Arts: Post-Bacch Edition

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a documentary about opera. . .
Bwog hopes you had a good Bacchanal
hopefully Bacchanal wasn't as messy as Sweeney Todd might get
more opera this week! well
not enough jazz this week to soothe Bwog's soul though
post-bacchanal is rough so let the arts soothe your soul
that pic is artsy no?
the arts won't CAVA you

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Barnard Student Wins Best Bacchanal Story By Hooking Up With Swae Lee

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a true hero for our field notes
bacchanal 2016
best bacchanal story ever
does anyone on this campus understand that rae sremmurd is TWO PEOPLE???
overheard @ barnard is lit always
rae sremmurd
swae lee
tfw you fuck swae lee
they don't want you to bacch / they don't want you to fuck swae lee

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Housing Reviews 2016: Hogan

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columbia housing
columbia housing reviews
ho ho hogan
Hoes in Hogan
Hogan Hall
Hogan is low-key lame but we love it
housing
Housing Reviews 2016
In case you weren't living close enough to the IRC house already
Say hi to the Beta boys every morning!
similar to Muggles in Ruggles
Struggles in Ruggles is more like it
That Hogan-Broadway relationship still confuses us

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