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Hawkma Rules the Playground

By Bwog Staff on Aug 14, 2012 4 Comments

When we last saw Hawkma, she was homemaking on JJ 10. Today a tipster spotted her surveying Morningside Park. As she soared from perch to perch a father pointed to the skies and shouted, “Look, son, there she goes!”

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AHinks Responds to Barnard Housing Crisis

By Bwog Staff on Aug 13, 2012 14 Comments

Late last week, we learned that Barnard students returning from leave or transferring in will probably have to live off-campus, which could mean the loss of some financial aid and on-campus housing the year after. We reached out to Dean Hinkson to hear the Barnard administration’s side of the story. Upside: Barnard students might not be […]

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ESPN Bit with Usain Bolt Filmed at Baker Field

By Bwog Staff on Aug 13, 2012 10 Comments

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Columbia Class of 3012

By Bwog Staff on Aug 13, 2012 8 Comments

Tipster Ron G. sends us these screenshots from the latest episode of Futurama. The school has everything from iconic gates… …to red-brick, neoclassical buildings and the Van Am tholos … …to cheap tuition. But Columbia(c) is not the first university to be featured on Futurama. A few weeks ago, an episode set in the sewers […]

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Overheard: Authentic French Dining

By Bwog Staff on Aug 12, 2012 23 Comments

At Le Monde’s bar, a portly man—apparently a manager of sorts—blowing haute air with two old, midwestern friends who were visiting the city. They ask him about working so close to Columbia, with the students and all. Yeah, but we keep it too expensive for the kids. Mostly professors and faculty in here. They agree: That […]

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Some Returning Barnardians May Be Out $11k

By Bwog Staff on Aug 10, 2012 40 Comments

Barnard has a severe housing shortage. On Wednesday, residents learned that Plimpton rooms which in the spring were singles will this fall be doubles. Today, a student forwarded us an email from Barnard Res Life explaining that Barnard students returning from leave, and possibly transfers as well, may not get on-campus housing at all—may be […]

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It’s Fun to Stay at…

By Bwog Staff on Aug 10, 2012 40 Comments

The Y (which is very much not the YMCA). Plimpton residents, you could have it worse. Barnard really, really, lacks space. A tipster forwarded us this “email [that] students received who are returning from time off, and (possibly) all transfers also.” The email opens ominously: Thank you for applying for on-campus housing and for your […]

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College Blog Starts Magazine

By Bwog Staff on Aug 10, 2012 2 Comments

Personally, we think it’s better when college magazines start blogs. But you know those NYU kids. From the Observer: NYU Young Media War Rages On: The young folk of NYU Local—the pirate NYU news publication/blog, as opposed to the officially-mandated NYU publication, Washington Square News—is going to wage further war on its rival by putting […]

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Unlucky Barnard Students No Longer Single

By Bwog Staff on Aug 08, 2012 80 Comments

The following email was forwarded to Bwog: From: Residential Life & Housing <housing@barnard.edu> Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 11:58 AM Subject: Important email re: your Plimpton room assignment Dear [redacted] We are writing to you today because you are a resident of ##A# Plimpton (a corner room) with difficult news to share so close […]

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The Downtown Express

By Bwog Staff on Aug 08, 2012 10 Comments

Two, twenty-something co-workers—a plain, yet handsome, white man, and an Asian woman with good enough English—unexpectedly meet as they board at 96th street. They talk. On the train, as is the case with most train cars at 7:45 am, silent contemplation of the impending work day, one’s success in life, or unmet hopes and dreams […]

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The Limits Of The Literary

By Bwog Staff on Aug 07, 2012 16 Comments

Matthew Parker has a story and he knows how to tell it. He first tried pot at age 13 when he was living in Bridgeport, CT; soon after, he began to help his mom deal out of their house. He spent the next 27 years in and out of jail, using harder and harder drugs—eventually, […]

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The Chance At A Dorm That’s Like Watt, But Generally Better

By Bwog Staff on Aug 04, 2012 14 Comments

Update, 8/8: Now juniors can get in on the deal for a (very) limited time! Interested juniors should email the Housing team at housing@columbia.edu by THURSDAY, AUGUST 9TH at 12 NOON. If you would like to be considered with a roommate BOTH roommates must email Housing confirming their willingness to transfer to UAH and state […]

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Roaree Goes To Space

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but when will he reach actual space
can you send millie to space next
columbia space initiative
fly on to victory and beyond
soar lion soar
take us with you next time roaree
we have a sudden urge to rewatch alladin

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Bwoglines: Finally Making It Happen Edition

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bwoglines
queen bey back at it again
republicans endorsing hillary ... somehow we aren't surprised
what if someone said 'imma let you finish' during a kanye speech. what would happen
wish we could do our reading from the international space station
would prezbo marry someone fifty years younger than him? would suzanne goldberg?

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2016: Furnald

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anything is better than carman
anything is worth a single tbh
closest first year dorm to riverside park if you need to do something sus after dark
first years don't even know how lucky they are all these housing options are !!
freshpeople housing reviews 2016
Hotel Furnald
housing 2016
if furnald had a mascot what would it be
singles for singles
the worst thing is the kids who play on furnald lawn every weekend like don't they have local parks??

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Prospie Personalities: Classic Liberal

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(days on) campus archetypes
archetypes
baby daddy
barn(y)ard
barnard
barnard babe
barnard baby daddy
barnard mom (jeans)
bwog loves barnyard
bwog loves the barnard
dad jeans
just barnard things
mom jeans
no with a line through it... yes?
prospie personalities
that one episode of the office where michael gets confused about the no with the line through it
that's us rn
we have enough of you here already
you'll fit in well here

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Bucket List: From The Tunnels Of Columbia To The Forces Of The Universe

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6 AM nights leggo
bucket list
bucketlist
fuck qatar for buying the games
Happy Easter y'all
it's the centennial! celebrate!
Jesus died for our sins so we could go to Columbia without guilt
olympic shames
that title
the last event is contentious
woo!

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Call For Actual Wisdoms!

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actual wisdom
actual wisdoms >>> professor evaluations
bwog
don't give him the ego boost
don't nominate him again
honor thy professors
not senior wisdoms
profs so cool
profs so smart
respect thy elders
sometimes we talk about professors behind their backs but really we love them
talking about profs by their first name is so necessary
they've lived long enough to prefer cheese over oral sex
those end of semester feels

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What Kind Of Athlete Are They?

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baseball cuties are the best
basketball
bwogstalks
bwogstocks
fencing
hotties in dodge... do they exist anymore?
the stalk market
what kind of athlete are they?

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Bwoglines: Royals Upon Royals Edition

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bwoglines
forgive me father for i have sinned
hatshepsut more like... yeah
obama be like
pope francis is our problematic fav
teenagers confess sins to pope... what could go wrong?
teens still have chance for redemption

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