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Unlucky Barnard Students No Longer Single

By Bwog Staff on Aug 08, 2012 80 Comments

The following email was forwarded to Bwog: From: Residential Life & Housing <housing@barnard.edu> Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 11:58 AM Subject: Important email re: your Plimpton room assignment Dear [redacted] We are writing to you today because you are a resident of ##A# Plimpton (a corner room) with difficult news to share so close […]

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The Downtown Express

By Bwog Staff on Aug 08, 2012 10 Comments

Two, twenty-something co-workers—a plain, yet handsome, white man, and an Asian woman with good enough English—unexpectedly meet as they board at 96th street. They talk. On the train, as is the case with most train cars at 7:45 am, silent contemplation of the impending work day, one’s success in life, or unmet hopes and dreams […]

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The Limits Of The Literary

By Bwog Staff on Aug 07, 2012 16 Comments

Matthew Parker has a story and he knows how to tell it. He first tried pot at age 13 when he was living in Bridgeport, CT; soon after, he began to help his mom deal out of their house. He spent the next 27 years in and out of jail, using harder and harder drugs—eventually, […]

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The Chance At A Dorm That’s Like Watt, But Generally Better

By Bwog Staff on Aug 04, 2012 14 Comments

Update, 8/8: Now juniors can get in on the deal for a (very) limited time! Interested juniors should email the Housing team at housing@columbia.edu by THURSDAY, AUGUST 9TH at 12 NOON. If you would like to be considered with a roommate BOTH roommates must email Housing confirming their willingness to transfer to UAH and state […]

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BREAKING: Building Fire at 110th

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2012 6 Comments

Passersby of 110th and Amsterdam are reporting a visible building fire, only a few properties away from Harmony. According to Bwog’s reporter at the scene, firemen are using a ladder and axes to rescue people from the building. Four firetrucks, two ambulances, and multiple police cars have arrived at the scene to handle the situation, […]

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Deus Ex Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Jul 31, 2012 13 Comments

What happens when you’ve graduated from the Columbia theater scene and can no longer book space in Lerner to put on plays? For Brian LaPerche (CC ’12), Cody Holiday Haefner (CC ’12), and Alison Goldberg (BC ’12), the next logical step is the NYC Fringe Festival. Bwog sat down with the playwright (Brian), director (Cody), and […]

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What To Expect When You’re Expecting LionMail

By Bwog Staff on Jul 30, 2012 23 Comments

The froshpeople seem to have gotten the hang of things already, but you old fogies who still use CubMail directly are in for a rude awakening. Over the last few weeks, CUIT has been shuffling your shit in preparation for the move to Columbia’s new Google-powered platform, LionMail, on July 31st. That’s tomorrow. To avoid adding one […]

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NYC Gives Columbia $15M For New Data Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Jul 30, 2012 32 Comments

Remember that contest for a new applied sciences campus that we lost? Well, we got a consolation prize! According to a press release from City Hall, the city will give Columbia $15 million towards the construction of the new Institute of Data Sciences & Engineering. Of course, it’s not really a new campus; Columbia’s just […]

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Are You There, Olympics? It’s Me, Columbia.

By Bwog Staff on Jul 28, 2012 27 Comments

While we’ve come to realize that Columbians may not be the most athletically inclined people, no one can deny that the Olympics are something that the whole world can come together for (mainly because they’re on TV). This year, at least 10 former and current Columbia students and coaches will be competing. Check out who’ll be […]

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18th Century Explorer Discovers “The Man Isle”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 27, 2012 17 Comments

The new “Man Isle” at Westside Market, dedicated to stocking stereotypical “bro fare,” has received quite a bit of attention. The LA Times, The Atlantic, The Huffington Post, Fox News, Jezebel, The New York Post, Yahoo!, The New York Observer, and The NJ Star-Ledger have all reported on the condom-bearing, hot sauce laden aisle, which […]

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I’m Just Trying to be Good Police, Lee

By Bwog Staff on Jul 27, 2012 7 Comments

Overseen on the west side.

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Prime Real Estate Opportunity Opens Up On 114th St

By Bwog Staff on Jul 26, 2012 6 Comments

If you and 20ish of your closest friends have always dreamed of having a giant common room/basement/stairwell to call your own, the time has finally come to put yourselves at the mercy of the Brownstone Committee. Applications to live in the space for the 2013-2014 school year are officially open. These brownstones, formerly occupied by frats […]

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Roaree Goes To Space

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but when will he reach actual space
can you send millie to space next
columbia space initiative
fly on to victory and beyond
soar lion soar
take us with you next time roaree
we have a sudden urge to rewatch alladin

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Bwoglines: Finally Making It Happen Edition

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bwoglines
queen bey back at it again
republicans endorsing hillary ... somehow we aren't surprised
what if someone said 'imma let you finish' during a kanye speech. what would happen
wish we could do our reading from the international space station
would prezbo marry someone fifty years younger than him? would suzanne goldberg?

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2016: Furnald

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anything is better than carman
anything is worth a single tbh
closest first year dorm to riverside park if you need to do something sus after dark
first years don't even know how lucky they are all these housing options are !!
freshpeople housing reviews 2016
Hotel Furnald
housing 2016
if furnald had a mascot what would it be
singles for singles
the worst thing is the kids who play on furnald lawn every weekend like don't they have local parks??

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Prospie Personalities: Classic Liberal

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(days on) campus archetypes
archetypes
baby daddy
barn(y)ard
barnard
barnard babe
barnard baby daddy
barnard mom (jeans)
bwog loves barnyard
bwog loves the barnard
dad jeans
just barnard things
mom jeans
no with a line through it... yes?
prospie personalities
that one episode of the office where michael gets confused about the no with the line through it
that's us rn
we have enough of you here already
you'll fit in well here

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Bucket List: From The Tunnels Of Columbia To The Forces Of The Universe

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6 AM nights leggo
bucket list
bucketlist
fuck qatar for buying the games
Happy Easter y'all
it's the centennial! celebrate!
Jesus died for our sins so we could go to Columbia without guilt
olympic shames
that title
the last event is contentious
woo!

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Call For Actual Wisdoms!

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actual wisdom
actual wisdoms >>> professor evaluations
bwog
don't give him the ego boost
don't nominate him again
honor thy professors
not senior wisdoms
profs so cool
profs so smart
respect thy elders
sometimes we talk about professors behind their backs but really we love them
talking about profs by their first name is so necessary
they've lived long enough to prefer cheese over oral sex
those end of semester feels

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What Kind Of Athlete Are They?

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baseball cuties are the best
basketball
bwogstalks
bwogstocks
fencing
hotties in dodge... do they exist anymore?
the stalk market
what kind of athlete are they?

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Bwoglines: Royals Upon Royals Edition

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bwoglines
forgive me father for i have sinned
hatshepsut more like... yeah
obama be like
pope francis is our problematic fav
teenagers confess sins to pope... what could go wrong?
teens still have chance for redemption

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