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LectureHop: Where My Money At?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 4 Comments

Ever watchful of your career success, Bwog sent our anonymous renegade chief expert to the World Leaders Forum for a lecture from Federal Reserve Board Governor Daniel K. Tarullo. Worried about getting a job? According to last night’s World Leaders Forum lecture by Federal Reserve Board Governor Dan Tarullo, the employment prospects for college grads are […]

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Overheard: They Just Don’t Get It

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 12 Comments

Earlier today, a fire alarm shattered the sacred silence of Butler library. As bleary-eyed ref room denizens shuffled out, a fireman’s words reminded us of the harsh reality. Fireman: (to students leaving the library) “It’s a Saturday! Why are you guys in there on a Saturday?” Burned. Safety via Wikimedia Commons

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Only at Columbia: I Would Like to Buy a Prefix

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 5 Comments

A pedantic Columbian couldn’t resist pointing out Il Cibreo’s EGREGIOUS spelling blunder. Yes, someone actually took the time to scrawl this correction on a post-it. We have a sneaking suspicion it’s a Bwog commenter… jk love you guys! We’re just as guilty.

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Big Brother or Concerned Mother?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 1 Comments

Dining Services can play the role of mother when needed. The question is whether or not the mother is a kind one that gives you unlimited fro-yo, or an overbearing one that tells you things you already know. A tipster too busy indulging in Chipotle to deal with lines at the Action Station sent us […]

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Blue Man Group

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 2 Comments

Perhaps he is there for structural balance? Or maybe he has been condemned to a life of holstering the statue’s weight for betraying his brother. Either way, since Bwog last passed by the sculpture, this strange little blue man has entered the postmodern circle of life. What’s going on here? Stay tuned for a review […]

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LectureHop: Just Zadie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 7 Comments

Thursday night, Columbia was lucky enough to host one of the most well-spoken contemporary authors. Zadie Smith, famous for her acclaimed novel White Teeth, took the time to share some thoughts on the role of the writer in the modern age. Her manner was so warm and relaxed that Bwog’s Literary Correspondents Suchith Vasudevan and Victoria […]

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Bwoglines: Morose Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 0 Comments

After killing a Bronx native in Morningside Heights two months ago, Michael James was arrested while walking his pit bull. (DNA Info) A master of melancholy, Tim Burton will be designing a float for this year’s Macy’s Day Parade. (The Huffington Post) The Saudi Crown Prince Sultan bin Abdulaziz al-Saud died this morning of colon […]

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Last Night with LateNite, Fall Anthology 2011

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 25 Comments

Bwog’s comedy correspondent, and Saturday daily editor Bijan Samareh, got his first taste of Late Nite, late last night. He tells it from a freshperson’s perspective. You can see LateNite for yourself tonight and tomorrow at 11pm. When I hear the term “student-written plays,” I dread concept-heavy experimental pieces in which characters recite Shel Silverstein […]

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Obama Not the Only One Pulling Out

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As you have undoubtedly heard by now, our Commander in Chief has announced the unilateral withdrawal of all American troops currently in Iraq. While the decision has topped headlines around the world, we have our own milestone to celebrate. Trojan researchers along with Sperling once again declared Columbia the sexually healthiest school in the nation […]

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Cooking with Bwog: Kitchenware Essentials

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As much as we love our campus, there is nothing spectacular about the square footage on some of our dorm kitchens. Cooking with Bwog helps you make the most out of your cooking while still dining in style. For this week’s installment, blade master Matt Powell breaks down the chef’s tools of the trade. Basics […]

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Bunsenbwog: Saving Lives Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 3 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or falling for our anecdote baiting, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by infectious disease specialist Zach Kagan. Columbia anesthesiologist and Med school Professor Stephen Shafer took the stand Thursday in the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray, the personal physician […]

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Boringside Heights: (G)astronomical Proportions

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 0 Comments

McAC and Dining Services wants to thank you for helping them stomach the 712-foot sandwich that landed in front of Barnard earlier this week. To add to the momentous occasion, they have released a tally of the ingredients, almost all of which were consumed in a span of five minutes. Some of the ingredients (eggplant?) […]

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Rooms Fall Apart (And So Do We)

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dementors
EXPECTO PATROooOONUM
maintenance guys might like you
rooms fall apart
tiling is just an excuse for love
when ur room is home to a geyser <333

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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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ants on a rod brings back those kindergarten memories
dear public safety friends
law and order and pizza
ricardo morales
ricky roo
that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
tippecanoe and ricky roo too

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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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<3 THE BIBLE
ambrosia is the new drink of choice
can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
drinking with bwog
drunk in (ancient western canon) love
homer more like HOMIEr
lit hum
the literary canon > cannon's
vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
what's that in ur cup?

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Bwoglines: You’re Fired Edition

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atheist swag
donald trump's combover get's me GOING
hillary more like ILLary
insert Bernie Saunders promo here
it's like the Scopes trial all over again
lili is from ATL
magic never noticed that Bwog's ID says that Bwog is 28
no more hocus pocus
the magic is gone
trump for president
trump versus hillary
who cares they're both for corporate America anyway

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Winter Storm Juno Survival Guide

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bwog knows best
closings
columbia going up on a tuesday
juneau
juno like the capital of alaska?
momma bwog wants you to stay warm but also avoid all responsibility
our prayers have been answered
should you be studying or should you be drinking?
we will survive
winter storm juno survival guide

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Field Notes: Back Out Our Coma

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bitch i'm back out my coma
field notes
hope you got more than one fake during your NSOP deal
interviews *sigh*
kanye aesthetic
notes from the field
still in carman help
who has ever bought champagne at mel's before
woman at amir's is maybe in GS

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Opening Remarks

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"10 reasons why you should drop this class"
@MyPoliSciProfessor
academic love is all bwog needs!!!
better turn your twitter to private now if you're aiming for a follow back
opening remarks
prezbo & the mattresses are up in mars
professor o'flaherty should invest in some cat sitting
sam smith
where is prezbo from anyway?

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Announcing New CC/SEAS Dean Of Undergraduate Student Life

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breaking
dean kromm

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