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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]
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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]
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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]
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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]
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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]
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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons
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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]
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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction.   Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]
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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]
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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]
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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]
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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]
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Finals Playlist: Regrets Of The Semester

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  • deliver us unto border cafe
  • deliver us unto dunkin donuts
  • deliver us unto life alive
  • jk throwing ourselves into the charles it's cleaner than the hudson
  • re: swim good we could have made a weak joke about the swim test but we didn't
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  • throwing ourselves in the hudson
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Stuff You Can Get For Free At Columbia

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Senior Wisdom: Hallie Nell Swanson

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  • Maybe her claim to fame should be that she trolled too hard and made England mad
  • raging is very important for the spirit
  • senior wisdom
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  • swandiggidydog
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  • when Prezbo apologizes for the statue and we wonder if his programming has a bug
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Senior Wisdom: Vivek Ramakrishnan

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  • Does the triple-ply help if you fall ass-backwards into CCSC?
  • Fun with Columbia's bureaucratic acronyms
  • get this boy to a broadway play!
  • how did ben and viv sneak into CCSC?
  • One half of the famous duo Ben and Viv
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  • Vivek Ramakrishnan
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Bwog In Bed: The Days Of Mud

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Field Notes: Save Us From Finals Purgatory Edition

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  • good luck on ur finals columbia ... try not to fuck it up (more than you already have)
  • netflix > studying
  • reading bwog > studying
  • s/o to our favorite mainer JRM
  • taking snipe photos of guys in your reading room > studying
  • tbh almost anything > studying
  • wine > studying
  • wish our only responsibility was napping. we're real good at that.
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Senior Wisdom: Sean Augustine-Obi

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  • 'things are better now unless you enjoyed paying for laundry' ... or unless you go to barnard
  • 'vegan penis' sounds like the name of a really bad punk rock band
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  • we'd also want to hear stories of what he does when he turns 21
  • we'd read that anime review blog
  • where is prezbo indeed
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Actual Wisdom: Dorothy Ko

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  • send us letters co lerner 505 or butler 209
  • teach us chinese pls ... or just step on us that'd be cool too
  • we want to be dorothy ko when we grow up
  • we've never tasted a bowl of fresh silky bean curd steaming hot and quivering in the spoon but now we really want to
  • what a killer fashion sense

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