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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Bwoglines: We’re Worried About Your Safety Edition

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3/4 of these are pretty concerning tbh
because it's great
but honestly everything's gonna be fine
can't be cheery every week
don't worry be happy
keep calm and carry on
keep calm and invest in wind turbines
keep calm and watch that flight attendant video
oh well
sorry guys and gals
this week's bwoglines brought to you by negative nellie

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Our Monster Black Hole

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astrology
astronomy
black holes
black holes are real
gas
god
punk science kids
pupin is popping
science is cool!
stargazing canceled
stars
sucks for bahamas tho
sun
thank you to those who study the sky and explain it to us
the heavens
the sky is goth
wasn't even a real hurricane
we should all be astronomers

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Boo! Boringside Heights Gets More Hip And Less Boring

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all hallows' eve
competition
decoration
demons
don't go to carman get beer via bwog
free alcohol (!)
free beer
fun
ghosts
halloween turn up
martha stewart
MoWill isnt the only haunted place on campus
new york new york
parties
pumpkin ALE
pumpkins
spooky beer
this is america
welcome international students
zombies

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Groceries Of The Grotesque: What Is MoWill Hiding?

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basement scandals
bwog conspiracy
children
food
ghosts
haunted
lattes
MoWill
nursery rhymes
pumpkin spice
spirits
starbucks
that time of year again
we always suspected something was up
Westside > MoWill
why is Westside such a hike?
why isn't Trader Joe's on campus

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Your Subconscious Is Speaking To You Through The Statues

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alma
creative
how much is too much
marble
projections of yourself
spooky
statues
stop studying and listen to the statues
suppressed emotions
thoughts
your subconscious is smarter than your conscious self

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Bwoglines: Truth Laid Bare Edition

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Bahamas
boycott Chick-fil-A
buy your chicken at KFC
celebs sans makeup FTW
go Demi!
Helen Mirren
hill is bae
hillary clinton
hillary has no secrets (except on her non-government email)
JJ's sells chicken wings
Joaquin let us down
love yourself
nudes
rock that bod
role models
snl
vanity fair
what secrets does hillary have?

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Trill Mah Finds Her Rhythm

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art kids are 2 cool 4 school
columbia gets artsy
i wish my ma was trill
i wish my mixtape was fire like this
is the future really odd though?
lit
music
my ma's just a regular ma
not your mother's hip hop
rap
still dont know how to pronounce wbar
the future is now
trill mah
wbar

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Petro Poroshenko, President of Ukraine, Visits Columbia University

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bwog got a fancy reserved seat
dreamboat petro
go columbia go
i want a recording of petro's giggle tbh
lecturehop
lol he said nobody trusts ukraine
petro poroshenko
petro sounds like petco
thanks obama
this was an interesting event
Ukraine
what a dreamer
world leaders forum
yay ukraine you came through

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