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Overheard: Economics is Serious Business

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2012 13 Comments

ECONOMIEZ! Blissfully ignorant of what real economists do, a student is deeply concerned with the state of economic awareness: “It’s just like, lame people everywhere are gonna be having conversations about the ECONOMY without ever taking an Econ class! I mean, I only took principles, but…” Fancy lines via Wikimedia Commons

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Coatsworth To Assume Permanent Provost Role

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2012 19 Comments

In the latest installment of unexpected email announcements, PrezBo has just sent word that Interim Provost John Coatsworth will assume the permanent Provost position. Coatsworth, former SIPA dean, took over for Claude Steele on July 1, 2011, when Steele made the move out West to Stanford. Writes ‘Bo: “Provost is responsible for ensuring that the University’s […]

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Cooking With Bwog: Ménage à Soup

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2012 4 Comments

Join Matt Powell in this week’s Cooking with Bwog to learn the not-so-secret recipe for that scrumptious soup you always get at Le Monde. With its rich broth, soft white bread, and gooey strands of Gruyere, French Onion Soup is a dish that is always sure to please. Presenting the finished soup to your guests, […]

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Bwoglines: Breaks and ‘byes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2012 5 Comments

New York Times foreign correspondent and two-time Pulitzer Prize winner Anthony Shadid passed away in Syria due to a severe asthma attack. (Columbia Journalism Review) Jon Stewart has temporarily cornered the market on late night satire. (New York Times) Corruption is everywhere. (The Guardian) Never take candy from strangers undercover cops. (AlterNet) Bunnies via Wikimedia […]

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Drinking With Bwog: The Third Dimension

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 9 Comments

Gosh, doesn’t Drinking with Bwog always look like so much fun? Pretty complicated, though. So today, you can try something different, in case you, ahem, have trouble getting those ingredients. Today, we’ll pick the game, you pick the liquid. Looking for that pre-Dodge buzz? Try Gatorade! Hitting Butler hard tonight? Try coffee! Gearing up for John Jay […]

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Time to Start Making Friends…

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 7 Comments

Yes indeed, the great ravager of friend groups commonly referred to as the Housing Lottery is slowly approaching. It’s time for that awkward portion of the spring semester where everyone you know (or don’t know) starts asking you what your plans are for housing, and you never know whether they’re just making small talk or […]

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Overseen: It’s a Hard Knox Life

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 3 Comments

For the past week, a sign at the entrance of Knox Hall read: But, obviously that didn’t work. So they decided to change their tactics:

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Free Food: Not Your Normal Fare

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 0 Comments

In case you missed out on Bwog’s small blooper from last week, the CVC is having their pizza social at 6 pm tonight in the Barnard Student Dining Room. If you’re tired of pizza and interested in more exotic eats, that is, gruel, ‘umble pie, weal cutlets and more, head over to 310 Philosophy Hall […]

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LectureHop: The North Korean Core

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 0 Comments

This past Tuesday afternoon at 12:30 pm, our resident North Korea Korrespondant Clava Brodsky hopped over to William and June Warren Hall to listen to the Weatherhead Institute’s Panel, “Leadership Succession in North Korea: Regional and Global Implications.” “I know nothing.” So assert Socrates and Sue Mi Terry, a senior research scholar at the Weatherhead […]

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She’s Here!

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 46 Comments

Update, 6:10 pm: A tipster passed on some photographic proof of Oprah’s visit. Update, 1:36 pm: According to a tipster, Oprah is officially off campus. She was last seen driving away in a black Suburban in front of Barnard Hall. The day we’ve all been waiting for has come. Oprah Winfrey is currently speaking on […]

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Bwoglines: Being a Boss Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 4 Comments

Jeremy Lin continues to be a boss. While you’re admiring his skills, don’t forget about the other Ivy League players who’ve changed sports history. But you can cut it out with all the bad puns. (Daily News, PolicyMic, #linify it, USA Today) Much to everyone’s surprise, Columbia is not New York’s hottest college. Smart guys finish […]

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Need Coffee? Check Next Door

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 3 Comments

Update, 12:45 pm: Starbucks on 115th is back in business! About to head out the door for your morning Starbucks? Hold up! Due to the water issues that have been plaguing the neighborhood as of late, the 115th location is closed indefinitely. O, the misfortune! The perils of a caffeine-less 10 am class! What is […]

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
bwog poetry
I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

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'didn't study for my monday final'
does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?
field notes
if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy
if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong
on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay
we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

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'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level
actual wisdom
bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that
oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question
we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry

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Shit Our Notes Say

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at least if we fail then like the red-winged blackbirds we can marry rich
exam panic
notes from bwog meetings would probably look something like this
we'd love to get pushed off to sea - far far away from our finals
what's the point of taking notes if you don't add some funny doodles and comments every once in a while?

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

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"wait there are men on bwog" "i mean yeah me"
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brownie mix so thick
bwb
canadian geese can get f**ked
clearly students have their priorities straight
James Taylor is bae
special brownies for real this time
we managed to find oregano before finding an egg

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

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bwog in bed
poc hermione is canon! poc hermione is canon!
poc! hermione! is! canon!!!
shout a warcry in butler. the people around you will be so freaked out they'll leave. win-win for you
the real heroic quest is journeying to the library when all you want to do is sleep
we listened to the pacific rim soundtrack while writing this post it was v motivational
where do you want to take your finals? here? or in a JAEGER?

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