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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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HARDCORE: PART IV

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 31 Comments

More adventures await! Missed out on nights I-III? Catch up here. Special thanks go to Dean Valentini, the Marching Band (go to Orgo Night), Charlie Dinkin, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean Quigley the Sock Monkey, Rakhi Agrawal, Erik Nook, Pierre Gergis, Karla Casariego, Madeleine Jensen, Olivia Levine, Liz Watson, Hannah […]

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Orgo Night: Traditions Come and Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 24 Comments

Traditional: Tonight, at 11:59 in Butler 209, the Marching Band will sing songs and make jokes of questionable taste. Unorthodox: An actually pretty funny promotional video from the band. Unexpected: As an extra credit project for his orgo class, Professor Campos called for original music videos. Here’s our favorite. (Click CC to turn on the captions)

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Actual Wisdom: Stephen Edwards

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 56 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog pays homage to both our Senior Wisdom feature and our bold, fearless faculty. As long as our academic heroes are willing, a new wisdom will be up every day during finals, perhaps to inspire you, but more likely just to help you procrastinate more. Next up is Stephen Edwards, of OfficeHop, […]

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BoardHop: Not up for Debate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

At Columbia, students are taught to challenge each other’s ideas and deeply evaluate the validity of their own beliefs and thoughts. That being said, we can’t really think of anyone who would disagree with the statement below, found in Hamilton 707. Speaking of sex finals, you may have noticed by our new poll that we’re […]

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Courseworks Turns Ten

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

If websites were small children, CourseWorks (or, more aptly, CourseWorks’ mom) would be hosting one epic pizza party. Sadly, no website lives forever, and now with a full decade under its belt, Coursework’s newest incarnation is retiring its predecessor. Over 1,200 courses currently use the new CourseWorks, and all University classes will transition by Spring 2013. […]

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Spotted: Sow Over it

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 2 Comments

Seems as if things having been quiet on the Roa-llie front since their last encounter, and Bwog can only conclude that they’ve decided to part ways. While our favorite cub seems content with bachelorhood, Millie, heading out for a night on the town in this picture, seems determined to start over. Spotted by Hannah Goldstein

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 12/15

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 0 Comments

Crawl out of your study grotto and grab some grub at the Greenmarket, slinging fresh produce on Broadway beteween 114th and 116th every Thursday and Sunday. As per tradition, Bwog brings you the weekly highlights. King Ferry Winery will now attend both Thursdays and Sundays each week. This Thursday, Lani’s will be selling no-spray greens […]

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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Bwoglines: The Clock’s Ticking Edition

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biden and bernie in one post
bwoglines
c'mon biden we know you can do it
daaaame angela
does this mean we're finally moving on from talking about trump?
had to fit kanye in there somewhere
i just count the hours
sorry bout it
the FBI is still sus af it turns out
we had to give a shout out to rookie as well

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Funny Things That Happened During Homecoming

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CUMB > Penn marching band
CUMB for life
CUMB steals the show
didn't know we had cheerleaders
Homecoming 2015
kite flying during a football game?
mafia or football
parents' weekend
philly to new york is a haul
privileged students
streak may be alive again after today's game
the streak is dead
who is al bagnoli/gnocchi/ravioli
who murdered the streak

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RoomHop: Carman K-Pop Crib Is Klassy With A K

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carman
Carman may be classier than we thought
CU generation
k-pop
K-Pop pillows forever
passion
we wish he was our roommate
what's in the bathroom though?
who knew there were so many K-Pop groups
who knew you could accumulate so much K-Pop memorabilia?

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A Conversation With CCSC Class Of 2019 President

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Class of 2019 forever
Columbia College Student Council for life
CUID discounts
Deantini is moving up
future memoir-writing plans
House of Cards
illegal to have pet turtles?
Insomnia cookies in Carman
lmao Toronto's mayor (Rob Ford) did coke
Obama vs. Rob Ford
pumpkin carving next Saturday
school politiks
student council appears to be lit
turtle in carman?
twinning
which political leader do YOU identify with?

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Bwoglines: Life Ain’t Fair Edition

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bullying is some fucked up shit
college is better than high school
East Campus dorm < hotel room
glad we don't use cars to get places
high school blows
no wonder NYU cost so much
not really though (he's republican)
poor governor christie
running for president sucks
super glue
teenage boys are stupid
texas
the metro is ok
village cribs
why would you do that?

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Breaking: Deantini Promoted To Director Of Security For CCSC

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breaking news
ccsc
deantini
deantini is never wrong
go home ben you're drunk
ily ccsc
so confused
this is the most ivy league email i've ever read tbh
what the actual fuck is this tho
what will happen next
when ccsc drunk texts u

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A Night In The Life: Your TA

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"i need more alcohol" is a night in the life of EVERYONE
a night in the life
alcohol is a concept in chemistry right
night in the life
ok proud of them still but wow
sigh why would people subject themselves to such torture????
TA
then again so does being a chem major
wow being a TA sounds horrific

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Music And Literature Get Slightly Emotional

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betsy the best-y
eventhop
go betsy
i get emotional all the time but im not music or literature so it doesnt matter
i never knew eastern europe was this cool tbh
i want to see
it aint over till the fat lady sings
tru
v important

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