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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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“Should Columbia Have A Bacchanal This Year?” And More Fun From CCSC

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bacchanal
Ben Makansi
ccsc
decisions...they're happening
Group Adjudication
INSOMNIAAAA
little reaction to recent appointment of deantini to chief of security
making and breaking rules
mental health task force
place to be on a sunday night
sandwich ambassador

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Overseen: Light Horror Accompanying A Light Dinner

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at least it wasn't jj's place
does this justify the people who steal silverware from john jay? no
monday morning horror
mystery meat
our costume for halloween this year is a giant phallic tentacle
overseen
reevaluating life
surf and turf
this is why we stick to ferris
two kinds of people in the world

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Barnard Students, Tell Faculty What’s Up At Today’s Conversation On Gender In The Classroom

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barnard
bwog creates dialogue all the time but usually unintentionally and at our own expense
free food
learning how to mumble your PGPs as a single word during NSOP
let's get real with some intersectionality
psa
rsvp if you want to be classy

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Bwoglines: Miracles And Mirages Edition

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aliens
coming to terms with the reality that rats will one day overcome us
conspiracy
grumbling grandpa
how can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real
man on the moon Buddha sand dune
pizza rat
the Kardashians are a part of this complete breakfast
when ur UWriting has a 10 minute discussion about lamar odom's coma and you can tell your teacher is confused

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‘Runway Warriors’ Brings Light To Domestic Violence Through Fashion

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Alpha Chi Omega
any event with a photo booth is an event for us
Columbia has no fashion major
Fashion Meeting Philanthropy
lol @ the people who won the gift cards to the Heights
runway warriors
thanks for the free moroccanoil though
the line was out the door though
we bought raffle tickets for the Weeknd & Dior makeup & natural history museum and won NOTHING
we wonder how much money they made???

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Kanye West For President

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bwog gets political this week
bwog stans for yeezus
dems debate... dems da facts
he's our problematic fave
kanye 2020? now that's some 20/20 vision
kanye west
make america great again... more like make america Stronger
no one man should have all that power... except kanye
watch the throne
we are So Appalled that he hasn't officially announced his candidacy yet
we'll be part of his campaign Clique
with kanye as prez it'll always be G.O.O.D. Friday
wrote these while listening to runaway if we're being honest

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(Don’t Bring Your Parents To The) Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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come get down and dirty with bwog
meeting announcement
this is totally biased toward CC because BC's fam weekend is next weekend
too far?
we'll see what happens
will we repeat the same post next week for barnard? maybe

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You Can Study For That Midterm. Just Do It.

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but if your dreams are really weird ... maybe let your dreams be dreams
bwog has faith in you
don't let your dreams be dreams!!
it's always midterms. always.
it's okay! you still got this!
just one more week! ... or two... or maybe two and a half
why are half of these cute af and the other half have the ability to make you cry
why are midterms so spread out
you can do it!

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