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Reflections on Orgo Night 2011

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 30 Comments

Self-proclaimed Orgo Night Veteran and Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt meditates on the highs and lows of everyone’s favorite library musical comedy show. Something has become obvious to this Bwogger and five-time attendee of Orgo Night about the crowds that pack Butler 209 on a semesterly basis. Despite the speakers’ more than capable enunciation […]

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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Butler Water Fountains, We’re Calling You Out

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butler
call out
can we sue for the muffin incident
cry for help
i mean we could just go to butcaf but butcaf is the cannon's of butler
thirsty
use performance-enhancing drugs sparingly kids
what's your favorite room in the but
who cares about social justice we need fancy water
WTF CU

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Weird Salad Conversation Overheard At Hungarian

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be safe kids
discussing salad in a pastry shop is kind of a douchebag move in general
hungarian pastry shop
no judgement just keep yr voice down while i finish this 10 page paper due in 3 hours please?
overheard
salad

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Bacchanal Presents: Aubrey Drake Graham Grams

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aubrey drake graham
candy
champagne papi
drake
drizzy
if nicki were a cu student she'd buy one
if we don't get one we'll be in our feelings till march :(
if you don't get a gram you're obviously a meek fan
imagine nicki sending meek a drake gram: the ultimate dis
mcdonalds
psa
tears
the most enticing list of tags to ever grace the internet

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Bwoglines: Happy (?) Edition

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alexis bledel in sisterhood of the traveling pants was the prettiest thing to walk this earth
bwoglines
dubya
food
happy
hash browns
not happy tbh
pharell's smoky the bear hat
so sad
so so sad

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Field Notes: Homecoming Is Not The Be-All And End-All Edition

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bongs and becomings
drunken snaps are the best snaps
field notes
homecoming
more RA drama
music saves lives
netflix is a basic right
roar lion roar is most often sung ironically
social life researchers on the prowl
staff is so nice here
sweetgreen review
we did it
when you worked at ec this weekend and signed in literally 15 pages of guests

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Barnard Board Of Trustees To Consider Divestment

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board of trustees
Divest barnard
fighting the power can have results
fossil fuels
nothing for sure though
possible progress?

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Languishing In Lerner Sans Stapler

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first world problems
lerner is lacking
monday
small inconveniences
stapler also missing from brooks/sulz computer lab
synthetic monstrosity inside a synthetic monstrosity
wanted: lumbering lout in lerner
we're sure there are other options but this is so close to carman

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“Should Columbia Have A Bacchanal This Year?” And More Fun From CCSC

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bacchanal
Ben Makansi
ccsc
decisions...they're happening
Group Adjudication
INSOMNIAAAA
little reaction to recent appointment of deantini to chief of security
making and breaking rules
mental health task force
place to be on a sunday night
sandwich ambassador

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