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And I’ve Been Working Like A Dog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 18 Comments

The dog days are over, but here’s photographic proof of yesterday’s merriment. We’ve never seen so many smiley (sober) Columbians—community has been unleashed! “It sounds like you guys really needed this,” one puppy owner told us. Furrealz. You can send in your own pics of puppy lovin’ and pooch smoochin’ to tips@bwog.com. Photos by Yanyi […]

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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Tired of Studying? Take a Break and Join Bwog!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog literally runs on the human spirit. If you have lots of human spirit that you’d like to earmark for Bwog’s consumption, you should be a Daily Editor. Dailies get to ask people probing questions, get into events for free, have their words on the Internet, and consume lots of Westside cookies at meetings!* If […]

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From the Issue: Columbia Occupied

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 6 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, which will be arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for […]

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College Student Reported Missing Has Been Found

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 27 Comments

Update, 5:11: Director of Communications, Kat Cutler, told us that the student has been found and is now with his family. Another university official also confirmed he is at home and well. According to Spec, a Columbia College senior has been reported missing after last being seen December 14th at the Milburn, New Jersey train […]

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BwogSleuthing in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Yesterday night, a tipster sent in this photo. We’ve seen Hamiltonian notes before, but the openness of the denizens behind door number 401 to babes made us curious.

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An Early Christmas Present

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 9 Comments

From us to you: a Limited Edition Louise McCune Original poster of all of our Butler Archetype friends. We’ve left a stack on the shelves in the back of Butler Café, and a few around 209. If you don’t nab one today, don’t worry, we’ll be sprinkling them around the library over the coming week.

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Chronicles of Existentialism: How Much is It Worth To You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 5 Comments

Overseen in Carman, hanging in the balance: “Bodies are not the same as Coca-Cola cans.” –Arthur Caplan

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Bwoglines: There’s a World Outside Finals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Last Thursday, Army General Ray Odierno appeared on the Colbert Report to announce the end of the War in Iraq, and over the weekend, the last U.S. troops rolled across the border from Iraq to Kuwait. Most troops will be home for Christmas, but some 4,000 will remain in Kuwait as a quick reaction force. […]

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Dark Was the Night (Of The Soul)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 37 Comments

Call us old-fashioned*, but Bwog likes sticking to traditions. That’s why we dared enter the dark abyss of terror and neurosis that is Butler without so much as a Virgil-figure to protect us (or at the very least warn us to avert our gaze from one of those 209-couples who seem to feed on creepy eye […]

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At Least We Made the Final Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 34 Comments

According to the Wall Street Journal, Mayor Bloomberg plans to announce that Cornell’s won the competition for an applied-science campus in NYC. They beat out the rest of the “shortlist,” which was down to Carnegie-Mellon, NYU, Cornell, and us, after Stanford dropped out on Friday. Not all hope is lost; even if Bloomberg awards Roosevelt Island to […]

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Butler Bingo: Archetypes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

It’s finals week and you know what that means. We’ve lampooned the inanity of Butler before, but this year we’ve adapted Butler Bingo around those closest (literally) to you: Butler Archetypes. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When […]

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Introducing The V122 Creative Team

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announcement
creative team
highlighting our inadequacies since day 1
it's starting already
so much responsibility on such narrow shoulders
v122
varsity show
will they be okay

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The First-Year Meal Plan Struggle (Is Real)

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awkward first-year things
dcc should really take swipes for everything life would be so much easier
diana center cafe pizzas should not cost $7 though it is a travesty
drama in diana
hobbies include: begging for points
life would also be so much easier if points were unlimited... sga get on that asap pls and thx
travesty? tragedy? we definitely know the difference and do not need it explained
we loooooove the cashiers are diana don't get us wrong
we maybe wish they gave us lil first-years more sympathy

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Bucket List: Stumbling Blindly Into The Future

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bucketlist
Colombia classics best department
Islam is half the schedule liteally
let's go to rio guys
mexican mondays what
rio jjust no
we have a stomach for the world

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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(not) sorry about it
bwog meeting tonight
come snack with us!
meeting announcement
still love jesse
study break
the last few meeting announcements have all been tributes to some celeb or another
we don't want another pretty face
we want you and your beautiful soul
you thought we'd stop by now but we're not done

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Midterm Munchies: A Guide

Emma Seely-Katz 1

...again
bwog does food
like we're still gonna buy them and we're still gonna rec them but ohhhhh mg mowill get it together
midterm munchies
midterm prep
srsly tho why is a bag of grapes like $9 at mowill
the best part is that the only other existing "we all aspire to be" tag was about ron burgundy... who is basically the same as mother teresa
we all aspire to be mother teresa
who actually knows the 4th amendment off the top of their head tho forreal

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Bwoglines: Not So Subtle Edition

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*googles 'how to call someone a racist without actually having to call them a racist' and hopes for the best*
bwoglines
o'reilly
questions to ask if you ever come face to face with the trumpster
trump
tyga
we here at bwog love subtlety... these peeps apparently do not
what does 'super low on energy' even mean
why is sweating a deal breaker for presidents

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When Parents Invade Campus

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bathtubs and lack thereof
dream play was weird as fuck
fuck the dining halls
harlem
hewitt
male privilege
screaming via text
spring awakening
the metro
when the oldies invade campus
when will i see them again?

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Deantini’s Mysterious Office(s)

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"hell feels very institutional" omfg yes
0 to 100 real quick
Bwog does Deantini creepypasta
Dean James Valentini
deantini
havemeyer isn't just for filming movies and holding USenate hearings
let's get Ben and Viv on this
our secret chem obsession

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