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HARDCORE: PART III

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 42 Comments

The epic tale continues! If you need a refresher on the action so far, you can catch up here. Special thanks go to Michele Bachmann, Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, Harvey and Bobbi Chertok, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Michael Chertok, Nettra Pan, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, […]

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Actual Wisdom: John McWhorter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 24 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog blatantly rips off (and simultaneously promotes) another of our features, Senior Wisdom, to bring to you some seasonal advice from seasoned men and women of our academy. So, just in time for finals, enjoy the knowledge, memories, and cheese preferences of our faculty. First at bat is John McWhorter, who has graced Columbia […]

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CCSC: Reflections on the Semester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 13 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Senior CCSC Correspondent Sarah Ngu explained a big shake-up in the council meetings. Today, she analyzes what this year’s Council has accomplished so far, and what’s left to be done. Here’s the list of initiatives that have been pursued this year (along with relevant Bwog coverage), and the council member responsible. Bolded indicates […]

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Breaking: P&W Sandwich Shop to Close in a Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 44 Comments

The rumors are true: P&W Sandwich Shop, Bwog’s favorite lunchtime haunt, is closing. Shocked and appalled by what we hoped was a cruel finals prank (remember Hawkma?), Bwog called over only to receive confirmation of the tragic tip. P&W is owned by the same family who operates Hungarian, next door. Due to “lease termination,” P&W’s last day will be […]

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XMAS!6 Delights and Disappoints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 59 Comments

XMAS!6, A Mall-y Jolly, XMAS!, was performed twice yesterday in Roone, and was the sixth such annual holiday extravaganza. Senior Arts and Religion critic, Alex Jones, reviews this year’s pre-finals musical relief. XMAS! aims to be a last little bit of bright, holiday musical cheer before a week of finals-induced misery, XMAS!5 producer Steele Sternberg, CC’13, […]

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Closing Remarks: Poison, People, and Plato

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 8 Comments

Happy mid-December! Celebrate the end of classes with some pithy phrases your professors say that we call Closing Remarks. Bruce Robbins, Modern Comparative Fiction: “You don’t have to express yourself. People don’t give a shit, they never have.” Randall Balmer, Evangelicalism: “Thank you so much for being interested and coming to this class. If you […]

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Back to Prehistory: Before There Were Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 2 Comments

It’s finals! You’re hungry. Like, prehistoric hungry. Not sure what that means? Find out at the last Live at Lerner of the semester from 12 to 2 pm in Lerner Piano Lounge. They’ve tricked the place out with—we kid you not—a mashed potato bar. You’ll be able to caveman carbo-load to your heart’s content, without facing […]

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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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Some Liquor for Your Troubles

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 6 Comments

All of those hours you slaved and slaved away in the dim glow of your computer screen writing pages and pages of literary analysis have finally paid off! Well, if you got an A, at least. But we know you’re all super smart. From now until close, the Village Pourhouse is offering a free “Scholar’s […]

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How to Actually Respond to an Air Raid Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 118 Comments

Update: The anonymous artist is Kyle Hom, SEAS ’14. Snaps, Kyle! A rather crafty tipster submitted this piece of lovely Photoshop GIMP art today. It’s just the latest in a range of t-shirts, mugs, and cufflinks (we don’t get it either) inspired by a British Ministry of Information poster from the Second World War. Originally […]

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Bwoglines: Aftermath And Reactions Edition

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also pray for beirut
and pray for baghdad
bwoglines
donald trump always has something to say
france
hopefully back to happier thoughts next week
nous aimons la france
pray for paris
sorry bwoglines isn't funny today guys we hope you understand
world trade center

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What Are Those? Bwog Explores Ghost Galaxies

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astronomy
dreaming of the stars
Friday the 13th
ghost galaxies
is november spookier than october?
jana grcevich
life across the universe
Pupin is packed on a Friday night
scared
the stars
why is everything we can't see so spooooky
wish we could become "space tourists"
wish we were better at math

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Chopped: Sophomore Slump Edition 2.0

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Bisquick in a bottle
bwog chopped
bwog chopped sophomore slump
candy isn't actually that bad for you
does Columbia Health provide dental work
exploring instant food options
how to cook minimally with very little effort
MoWill is good for everything BUT maple syrup fyi
MoWill saves the day
only use real New England maple syrup
pancake flipping is all in the flicka da wrist
trust Bwog: pancakes are suitable for every meal
who makes pancakes WITHOUT a mix?

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About How Long You Will Wait To See A Doctor At Columbia Health

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back of the envelope
Columbia Health
don't have sex
don't kiss anyone
don't share mugs/utensils/plates/cups/towels
drink emergen-C
drugs and other bodily functions
health in the universe
health services
looking at pretty views can keep u healthy
sitting in noco library is another way to boost your immune system
staying healthy in college is hard

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Bringing Ballet Back To Bwog

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bringing ballet back to bwog
Bwog covers ballet
CBC
columbia ballet collaborative
fall performances
lincoln center festivities
some of these performances were incredible
some were ehhh but we weren't for certain
undergrads going places
wake us up when they put on the nutcracker
who knew you could be a performer and go to an ivy league?

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Bwoglines: Horror, Hope, Humor, And Humanity Edition

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Arc de triomphe
does ftw mean for the win or fuck the world
france
nous aimons la france
paris
pot > pasta pot
pot > tortellini
rastafarianism is better than pastafarianism
SCOTUS
SCOTUS vs POTUS
two shout-outs to Boston in this post
vive la france
where is the love
women's reproductive health ftw
women's rights

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Columbia University And Barnard College Release Statements On Paris Attacks

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official statement

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LectureHop: The Meursault Investigation

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always here for arab representation
fancy chairs are also very good
kamel is clearly a cinnamon roll
lecturehop
live translation is a whole new level of sophistication
meursault
technology has come so far
this is... A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD

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