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Lost: Reading Glasses

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 0 Comments

A pair of brown+dark purple Armani reading glasses was lost on the table in butler lounge or somewhere inside the library on the night of December 7. It is my favorite one and reward is guaranteed if you found it. Thank you! Please! Email: ML3209@columbia.edu

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Always Use Protection

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 22 Comments

Bwog doesn’t always poop in Butler… …But when it does, it sits on a sapling’s worth of toilet paper.

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Bwog Sports Sunday: Seven Straight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 2 Comments

In the final weekend of athletic contests before a break for finals and the holidays, the Men’s Basketball team extended their winning streak to seven after beating LIU on Saturday. A streak of seven straight is nice for more than just alliteration, it prepares the Lions for tough Ivy League contests in the new year. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 8 Comments

Come join us for the last meeting of the year! We know you’re busy and all, but you know you’re gonna sit there reading our witty and insightful finals content anyway, so why not come help write it? As always, Lerner SGO 7 pm, and some free munchies. reenacted Bwog meeting via TVfanatic

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Meet the Super Sweet ’16ers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 71 Comments

The early entrants to Columbia’s CC and SEAS class of 2016 have been announced. As some of you may remember from way back when (high school), getting into college is kind of a big deal. Maybe your parents took you out to a nice restaurant that night, or maybe you jumped around uncontrollably screaming incomprehensible […]

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Free Crumbs Cupcakes in Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 7 Comments

Courtesy of CC ’13 class council. Starting at 3 pm, cupcakes will be distributed to the stressed and tired masses on Lerner Ramps. In related news, alum Julian Geiger ’67CC ’70BUS has just been named President and CEO of Crumbs. food porn via PostPioneer UPDATE (3:17): Bwog sincerely hopes that you are reading this on your iPhone […]

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NoCo Library Vigilante Find Justice

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 9 Comments

NoCo library cried out in the night, begging for justice—a menacing library worker was locking doors and shunning innocent students. One witness, who tipped this whole story to Bwog, took it upon himself to answer his library’s call; he wrote a passive agressive note. Vigilante’s slightly incoherent tip: After seeing [the library worker] lecture and close and lock […]

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Lawsuit Claims Professor Threatened Grades for Sex

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 41 Comments

The New York Post is reporting that Laura Williams, a student in the School of Social Work, has filed a lawsuit claiming Professor Joseph Paul Martin from SIPA “constantly pressured her for sex,” and used her grade in the class as leverage. Martin is also Executive Director of the Center for the Study of Human Rights. […]

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Cast for the 118th Annual Varsity Show Announced

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 24 Comments

These talented performers will join forces with the Creative team for this year’s VShow: Principals: Eleanor Bray (BC ’14) Rebekah Lowin (CC ’14)* Alessio Mineo (CC ’14) Jenny Singer (BC ’15) Sean Walsh (CC ’14)* Ensemble: Patrick Aloia (CC ’15) Allie Carieri (CC ’15) Ben Goldwater (GS/JTS ’14) Gray Henry (CC ’14) Jane Kim (CC ’14) […]

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Bwoglines: The Last Push Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 0 Comments

SantaCon 2011, the perhaps purposeless assembly of Santa impersonators, was yesterday. Merriment ensued. (Daily Mail) Another Republican Primary debate was held last night, during which Mitt Romney connected with the common man as he casually bet $10 grand with Rick Perry. Our Men’s Basketball team beat Long Island yesterday 63-53. Columbia improved to 7-4 on […]

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Dean Blank Wrote An Email

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 49 Comments

The other day, Barnard’s Dean of Studies sent out what seemed like a typical administrative email about academic procedures: finals, incompletes, grades etc. But we were kinda… put off by the last part. Emphasis and italics by us: “I wish it were different, but many of you seem to feel great pressure about grades (really? […]

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Powersuites: The Dinner and a Show Gang

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 28 Comments

We’ve already shown you feminist Democrats, pizza-loving student council members, and adventurous Harry Potter fans. This week, Bwog visits a Powersuite full of artists and performers who also love to bake. From Suite 4C in 600, Mahima Chablani and Raphaelle Debenedetti report on these multi-talented ladies’ homemade treats and weekly cleaning parties. There is always […]

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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bwoglines
get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
gssc
hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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Bwoglines: Theatrics Edition

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actual cannibal shia labeouf
bwoglines
do you know how much HamDel we could buy with $170.4 million?
just thinking of all that HamDel
remember: no Russian
Russia never does bad things right?
sometimes it seems like Shia LaBeouf isn't even a real person
Ted Cruz doesn't understand economics
they mentioned Hilary more than God this time but we don't know if that's necessarily a good thing

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Midnight Breakfast Will Still Fulfill All Your Late-Night Desires

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a friend of bwog once pronounced it BEE-wog
barnard
damn why isn't this tonight
food
get off tinder and come eat some carbs
ig sub was scary we got there late ://
mcac
midnight breakfast
pancakes
psa
small rodents not invited to MB
sorry
unless you are ratatouille
we hungry here at BEE-wog?
we hungry here at bwog

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Update: Austin Taylor, GS Student, Reported Missing

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gs
Missing Persons Alert
update

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