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HARDCORE: PART III

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 42 Comments

The epic tale continues! If you need a refresher on the action so far, you can catch up here. Special thanks go to Michele Bachmann, Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, Harvey and Bobbi Chertok, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Michael Chertok, Nettra Pan, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, […]

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Actual Wisdom: John McWhorter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 24 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog blatantly rips off (and simultaneously promotes) another of our features, Senior Wisdom, to bring to you some seasonal advice from seasoned men and women of our academy. So, just in time for finals, enjoy the knowledge, memories, and cheese preferences of our faculty. First at bat is John McWhorter, who has graced Columbia […]

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CCSC: Reflections on the Semester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 13 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Senior CCSC Correspondent Sarah Ngu explained a big shake-up in the council meetings. Today, she analyzes what this year’s Council has accomplished so far, and what’s left to be done. Here’s the list of initiatives that have been pursued this year (along with relevant Bwog coverage), and the council member responsible. Bolded indicates […]

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Breaking: P&W Sandwich Shop to Close in a Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 44 Comments

The rumors are true: P&W Sandwich Shop, Bwog’s favorite lunchtime haunt, is closing. Shocked and appalled by what we hoped was a cruel finals prank (remember Hawkma?), Bwog called over only to receive confirmation of the tragic tip. P&W is owned by the same family who operates Hungarian, next door. Due to “lease termination,” P&W’s last day will be […]

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XMAS!6 Delights and Disappoints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 59 Comments

XMAS!6, A Mall-y Jolly, XMAS!, was performed twice yesterday in Roone, and was the sixth such annual holiday extravaganza. Senior Arts and Religion critic, Alex Jones, reviews this year’s pre-finals musical relief. XMAS! aims to be a last little bit of bright, holiday musical cheer before a week of finals-induced misery, XMAS!5 producer Steele Sternberg, CC’13, […]

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Closing Remarks: Poison, People, and Plato

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 8 Comments

Happy mid-December! Celebrate the end of classes with some pithy phrases your professors say that we call Closing Remarks. Bruce Robbins, Modern Comparative Fiction: “You don’t have to express yourself. People don’t give a shit, they never have.” Randall Balmer, Evangelicalism: “Thank you so much for being interested and coming to this class. If you […]

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Back to Prehistory: Before There Were Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 2 Comments

It’s finals! You’re hungry. Like, prehistoric hungry. Not sure what that means? Find out at the last Live at Lerner of the semester from 12 to 2 pm in Lerner Piano Lounge. They’ve tricked the place out with—we kid you not—a mashed potato bar. You’ll be able to caveman carbo-load to your heart’s content, without facing […]

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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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Some Liquor for Your Troubles

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 6 Comments

All of those hours you slaved and slaved away in the dim glow of your computer screen writing pages and pages of literary analysis have finally paid off! Well, if you got an A, at least. But we know you’re all super smart. From now until close, the Village Pourhouse is offering a free “Scholar’s […]

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How to Actually Respond to an Air Raid Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 118 Comments

Update: The anonymous artist is Kyle Hom, SEAS ’14. Snaps, Kyle! A rather crafty tipster submitted this piece of lovely Photoshop GIMP art today. It’s just the latest in a range of t-shirts, mugs, and cufflinks (we don’t get it either) inspired by a British Ministry of Information poster from the Second World War. Originally […]

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BunsenBwog: Cough Cough

Joanna Zhang 0

BunsenBwog
drink more gin and tonics if you go to Southeast Asia
ebola is scary
malaria is one of the worst things to suffer through
resistance of anti-malaria drugs is so so bad
stats on stats on stats
thank god we all got our free flu shots right?

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LectureHop: Is Feminism Jewish?

Amara Banks 1

Bwog prides itself on NOT being Jezebel
every answer is a correct answer in this case
fuck Jezebel seriously
intersectionality is the death of movements
is feminism jewish?
lecturehop
one thing Spec has going for it is that it isn't Jezebel
that's something right?

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GSSC Appoints New VP of Policy

Joe Milholland 0

Barnard Winter Housing
did they get a new projector though?
GS is love GS is life
gssc
Gym renovations
Michael Neier
Student Affairs Committee
these are the questions that must be asked
we're kidding about the elderly comment we love GS
weird pranks
who says the elderly can't have fun?

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Bwoglines: At Home And Abroad Edition

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500 dollar tickets are literally ridiculous
Bwog makes puns
bwoglines
de Blasio does something we can finally stand behind
if only Obama was forceful where it actually mattered...
informing our audience
Obama can be forceful sometimes in foreign policy
wednesdays are political with Bwoglines
who's playing the Summit with those ticket costs? Waka Flocka?

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Buy A Meal Plan And Eat, Too

Bwog Staff 1

" life at an ivy
Columbia is being so flexible and thoughtful!
does Duane Reade sell turkeys
does MoWill sell turkeys
does Westside sell turkeys
flex
flex your muscles
in this instance CU extends their support--amazing
it's not like our meal plans already cost more than half the world makes
life in NYC
thanksgiving
what about barnard?
what is an "unanticipated emergency need
wheee "free" money
who gives a fuck about turkey anyway it's pretty gross

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Cultural Superstitions: Chapter 1

Joanna Zhang 3

*thinks really hard about fishes*
but dogs are angelic :(
see u in my dreams fishes
sorry april bdays :/
stay away from people with #4 in their birth dates
student stories
superstitions

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SGA Talked About Winter Housing And FAB

Caroline Montgomery 1

barnard bears want omelettes and biscuits too :(
cold and lonely winter
hewitt needs to up its game
or you could just secretly camp out in your room for all of break wink wink
sga

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Bear With Us

Emma Seely-Katz 0

conspiracy theories
duane reade
get out your UV lamps kids
if DR sends us a bear we'll be their no 1 fans
millie has some explaining to do
raise your hand if you broke up with yr ex before thanksgiving :/
SAD is a real thing
teddy bears
waiting for the comment "what's the point of this article?? we want the old bwog back"
why is it called cuffing season sounds a little too NYPD for our taste...
you could sneak a pet snake into your dorm inside of one of these babies am i right ;)
young jedi the point is that the article has no point we just like teddy bears ok

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