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BREAKING: Dean Moody-Adams Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Aug 21, 2011 50 Comments

An active member of the alumni network who wished to remain anonymous forwarded us the following email, purportedly sent by the Dean of Columbia College, explaining her resignation as of June 30, 2012. Dated yesterday, August 20th, the message has quickly spread by email, according to two active alumni tipsters. Although it is addressed to “friends,” […]

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Operation Ivy League Plot Thickens

By Bwog Staff on Aug 21, 2011 6 Comments

But not really. A tipster sent in this screenshot of The Atlantic Wire homepage. The typo has since been corrected.

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Cupcake Alert

By Bwog Staff on Aug 20, 2011 34 Comments

Eliza Shapiro, who knows the culinary landscape of Morningside Heights like no other, was quick to alert us to the very important development of a new Crumbs Bake Shop at 108th and Broadway. It will take up residence in the shopfront which formerly housed Crystal Gourmet. We hope this won’t be accompanied by gang violence. […]

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Purse Snatching Incident on Campus

By Bwog Staff on Aug 19, 2011 23 Comments

Disconcerting news: about an hour ago, Ella Wagner, CC’13, witnessed a purse snatching incident by the side entrance to Butler. “I was sitting at one of the tables outside Jay when I heard a yell,” she reports. “I turned and saw a woman chasing what looked like a white guy with dreads, yelling ‘Stop, thief!’ […]

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Brunch Chronicles: Out With the Old, In With the…Same Thing

By Sylvie Krekow on Aug 19, 2011 10 Comments

We know that Deluxe has divine blueberry pancakes, but we at Bwog believe it’s time to diversify your dining portfolio. In our Brunch Chronicles, we will take our time and gladly overeat at leisure any time before 1 pm. In this latest addition, Bwog’s intrepid brunch warriors Brian Wagner and Sylvie Krekow checked out Il […]

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Improv Everywhere to Improve Activities Fair

By Bwog Staff on Aug 18, 2011 8 Comments

Improv Everywhere, the guerilla performance group that masterminds incredible public displays of silliness all over New York City, has teamed up with the (now suddenly hip) CUArts. The Mp3 Experiment Columbia University is the latest iteration of a well-established IE mission, and will definitely be the best orientation activity ever planned in the history of […]

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Sophomores Waitlist Housing Out

By Bwog Staff on Aug 18, 2011 7 Comments

Hey all of you sophomores who had a bad time of housing—you’re finally off the waitlist! A tipster has informed us that although Housing has not yet emailed him, he has seen his assignment on the one and only Star Rez. Frog w/ champagne via Wikimedia.

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SocketHop: There’s an App for That Us!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 18, 2011 20 Comments

Welcome back to SocketHop, where Bwog locks the few engineers on staff into a room and makes them explain things. We’ve covered tools to help you be more productive and new operating systems for your computer before, and today we take a look at a new Columbia app for your Android smartphone. That’s right, our […]

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Core Professors Revealed, the Section Shuffling Begins

By Bwog Staff on Aug 16, 2011 24 Comments

We check SSOL so you don’t have to! A few days ago, Lit Hum and CC profs were unmasked, and today Art and Music Hummers should be up too. Bonus points if your Core professors are actually on CULPA. (Hint: they never are.) Google away then wallow or rejoice!

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Summer Shenanigans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 16, 2011 32 Comments

Some overseen estival silliness from campus. Interpretations are welcome:

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Carpet Diem

By Bwog Staff on Aug 15, 2011 17 Comments

Here are the things you could do at Koronet’s last semester: Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station Here are the things you can […]

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Does Hawkma Read Bwog?

By Bwog Staff on Aug 12, 2011 17 Comments

After initial fears over her potential demise, Hawkmadinejad has not only risen from the dead, but seems intent on becoming a prominent campus fixture. In both of the recently tipped photos Hawkma appears to be watching us—does Hawkma wish to catch a glimpse of life as Columbia student or has Hawkma turned her powerful gaze […]

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Bwoglines: We Should Have Seen This Coming Edition

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and here we all expected ISIS to be so culturally considerate
bwoglines
Follow up study: do children put things in their mouths that they shouldn't
stop trying to make Walker happen
we can joke about Harrison Ford because he is going to be okay and also we love him

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In Defense Of Babysitting As A College Student

Britt Fossum 14

babysitting
babysitting for your prof seems pretty chill actually?
britt is the real wonder woman
give me those contacts pls
In Defense Of
on babysitting
the gainfully employed
the last line is sarcasm we promise
women really can have it all

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In Response To ButCaf’s New Standing Desks

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Jefferson holds a very different spot at his own institution of course
needlessly obtuse PSAs
Or look at sad obese John Jay
self indulgent story time
Written by a grudgingly proud UVA transfer

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Fire And Snow: Updates On Both

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600 is open! Ollies is closed!
burn baby burn
falling all over the place
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
ice ice baby
salty grounds and no salty Chinese food
spring break is 8 days away
spring is 15 days away
stay safe
updates on life in the heights

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Ode To Altschul

Maddie Stearn 3

1982 was a good year we think
Altschul
bio rules all
dis building is cool hit it up
I'm blue da dee da duh dum
mixed bag
what the fuck is this numbering system
where am i?
who can even pronounce that out loud
why?!

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Bwoglines: Videos That Matter Edition

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bao bao
bwoglines
he for she
hermione
International Women's Day
kittttttyyyyy
pusheen is our favorite cat
red pandas are cute too
Reverend I have sinned
snapchat is for more than double chins!
video content

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NINJa Run-In

Lili Brown 6

avoiding hook-ups in butler
butler
cuit
hook-ups
hooking up in butler
how am i supposed to pretend i never want to see you again
ninja printing
not hooking up in butler
vampire weekend

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Found Poetry: “A Breakup Politicized”

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"and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people" lol
can you tell we're having relationship troubles??
colonialism
edward said
heartbreak
polisci
post-colonialism
we heard the desk attendant in 401 will do anything
we're gonna go curl up in our beds now and watch the spice girls movie

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