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Off To A Better Place

By Bwog Staff on May 19, 2011 17 Comments

Likely a consequence of Operation Ivy League and the subsequent revocation of certain fraternities’ housing, Psi U’s owl was removed today. A tipster caught the last moments of the owl, which stoically sat over the house’s door. We’ll remember you, friend.

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Senior Wisdom: Sarah Sechan

By Bwog Staff on May 19, 2011 20 Comments

Remember when? She does. Name, school: Sarah Sechan, GS/JTS Claim to fame: Proud owner of the giant inflatable penis responsible for GiantInflatablePenisGate. Former CUMB Spirit Manager and Wind Ensemble VP. Badass French horn player and Cougar Town aficionado. Where are you going? I’m staying at the Jewish Theological Seminary for a MA in Jewish Experiential […]

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Senior Wisdom: Ajit Pillai

By Senior Wisdom on May 19, 2011 15 Comments

The Austin Quigley Black Box Theater was once temporarily renamed the Ajit C. Pillai Memorial Theater. Next, hear from the Swedish Lerner tech wizard, who hopes to match his father’s record of visiting all six inhabitable continents. Name, School: Ajit C. Pillai, SEAS ’11. Claim to Fame: Produced the 116th Annual Varsity Show, active in Columbia […]

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Senior Wisdom: Derek Lipscomb

By Bwog Staff on May 19, 2011 27 Comments

The next illustrious senior worked at a morgue and got naked. Not at the same time, though. Name, School: Derek Lipscomb, Columbia College Claim to Fame: An All-American Captain rugby player on the team for the school. Known more for posing nude in Columbia Rugby’s ONLY calendar as Mr. September. (there may be a few […]

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Party Poopers

By Bwog Staff on May 19, 2011 20 Comments

A tipster sent along this photo of what appears to be a pretty big rager in IAB by the Class of 2011: While it seemed like all fun and games, shortly after, the party (technically not supposed to be there, or whatever) got broken up by a dozen or so Public Safety officers, the fire […]

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GS Class Day 2011

By Bwog Staff on May 18, 2011 15 Comments

It was breezy, chilly, and wet, but this Monday, the General Studies Class of 2011 diligently filed into the large tents on South Lawn to finally graduate. Dean Peter Awn received a warm welcome and gave the prototypical opening about what it means to be a GS student, followed by remarks from PrezBo, who could […]

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Senior Wisdom: Zach Dyer

By Bwog Staff on May 18, 2011 24 Comments

Name, school: Zach Dyer, CC Claim to fame: I was a Public Safety officer in the 114th Varsity Show, Managing Editor of The Eye, Spectrum daily and deputy editor, a COHOP leader, and a member of CAVA. But I’m most known as that guy with the highly acclaimed beard who asks for biscotti blended into his […]

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Live from Boringside, It’s Not Saturday Night

By Bwog Staff on May 18, 2011 2 Comments

It’s actually Wednesday afternoon! Which now means that it’s Pizza Wednesday. That’s right, Boringside enthusiasts—Nussbaum’s deal formerly known as “Pizza Sunday/Monday” has become an everyday offer. Morningside heaves a collective sigh of contentment and not-as-broke-ment; weight gains ensue. Aaaand speaking of eating, a tipster reports seeing a “hilarious number” of graduates, still swathed in gowns, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Roxanne Unger

By Bwog Staff on May 18, 2011 22 Comments

Name, school: “Roxanne” Unger, CC Claim to fame: Two things: COÖP Coordinator and sophomore year I ate only one color every day for a week with my roommate Nora Rodriguez. Blue day was the hardest (blueberries and Hpnotiq). Where are you going? I’ll probably get a professional job or career at some point. Once that’s […]

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Big Lights Will Inspire You

By Bwog Staff on May 18, 2011 3 Comments

The Empire State Building will be given over to Columbian peer-honoring this evening. Continuing the tradition of the last two years, the lights will be white and blue to celebrate graduation. 2011, we salute you! Phallic much? via Wikimedia

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Senior Wisdom: Grace Laidlaw

By Bwog Staff on May 18, 2011 13 Comments

Name, school: Grace Laidlaw, Columbia College Claim to fame: Director of Nightline (Dec. ’09-Dec. ’10); Scriba, then Whip of the Philolexian Society; Writer for CCT; Maker-upper of puns Where are you going? Stay tuned. I know I will. Three things you learned at Columbia: 1. That clothing can be purchased by the pound. 2. That […]

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SEAS Class Day 2011

By Bwog Staff on May 17, 2011 16 Comments

Having being directed all around campus yesterday by Public Safety officers and people in ponchos concerned Bwog did not have a press pass, Intrepid Underclassmen Peter Sterne finally found the press section and settled in to watch the commencement of SEAS Class Day. After a procession of old alums, professors, and administrators, KevSho took the […]

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A Night With Paul Griffiths Perched Atop My Shoulders

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beauty is truth truth beauty
most of his dialogue comes directly from the program
no erotic undertones here no sir
paul griffiths will ruin your soul
yes you can
you can't make this shit up

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Kyle DeCamp’s Madame Bovary Impresses Despite Its Flaws

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Bwog does theatre review
bwog operates a primary school reader theatre every sunday at 7 in the sgo
bwogarts
every scene a climax? dream come true
Madame Bovary
spoiler alert
too much! too much!

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Poster Etiquette: Dorm Kitchen

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Bwog shakes its collective head at you
Bwog's poster etiquette
more drawers than in any dorm in Columbia
our stick man is risking the wrath of many a RA email
trendy public shaming

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Bwoglines: We Should Have Seen This Coming Edition

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and here we all expected ISIS to be so culturally considerate
bwoglines
Follow up study: do children put things in their mouths that they shouldn't
stop trying to make Walker happen
we can joke about Harrison Ford because he is going to be okay and also we love him

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In Defense Of Babysitting As A College Student

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babysitting
babysitting for your prof seems pretty chill actually?
britt is the real wonder woman
give me those contacts pls
In Defense Of
on babysitting
the gainfully employed
the last line is sarcasm we promise
women really can have it all

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In Response To ButCaf’s New Standing Desks

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Jefferson holds a very different spot at his own institution of course
needlessly obtuse PSAs
Or look at sad obese John Jay
self indulgent story time
Written by a grudgingly proud UVA transfer

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Fire And Snow: Updates On Both

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600 is open! Ollies is closed!
burn baby burn
falling all over the place
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
ice ice baby
salty grounds and no salty Chinese food
spring break is 8 days away
spring is 15 days away
stay safe
updates on life in the heights

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Ode To Altschul

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1982 was a good year we think
Altschul
bio rules all
dis building is cool hit it up
I'm blue da dee da duh dum
mixed bag
what the fuck is this numbering system
where am i?
who can even pronounce that out loud
why?!

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