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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

bitches going crazy

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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Roomhop: Wallach Castle

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"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this"
arts and crafts
bwog can't even make paper snowflakes for christmas let alone this elaborate thing
I am Error
roomhop
serious dedication to video games here
this guy knows how to maximize utility

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The People Have Spoken: Elections Results

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ccsc
Elections Board
esc
gssc
university senate
usenate

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Overseen: Pooped in Pupin

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fairy tale analogies
jackets make great blankets
Poopin' in Pupin
she'll probably wake up with severe back/neck pain
that bench looks unforgiving
why is she not using her backpack as a pillow?

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GBB Latest to Comment On SJP Banner

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every student group should probably release a statement on this
GBB
Governing Board at Barnard
israel palestine
political correctness is the language of columbia
SJP

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2014 Housing Coverage, Day Four

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desperation
housing 2014
housing liveblog 2014
misery loves company
the agony and the ecstasy
there comes a day when the courage of men forsakes us BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY
tonight we dine in hell
where game of thrones characters will tell you where to live

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Overseen: Mustachioed Alumni

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a member of the YMCA and the lacrosse association what a catch
his last name is Law there's so much punning going on
horse definitely go way faster than your average tongue
Irving and Charles were totally friends but no one hung out with poor Böris
would Irving choose his mustache over liberty? freedom? WOULD YOU?

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Bwoglines: Selfies in Spaaaace Edition

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David Cameron you silly bugger
Flight of the Conchords rock your socks off
life could be out there and Kim Jong-un is going to find it
obama can't be a red sox fan that'll break New York's heart
oooooo hail the size of ping pong balls so great
Peace talks going down the pipeline and what else is new
space tourism is gonna be dope
this is the first and only reference to #SELFIE or #throwbacchanal

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Columbia Crying Guide

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Bwog is a crier
columbia: making young adults cry since 1754
cry me a river
crying
crying guide to columbia
crying over spilled milk
LET IT GO
much sad
you can always shower in your tears

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