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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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LectureHop: Cobra Starship Gets Religious

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cobra starship
gabe saporta
omg do you guys remember kiss my sass
things that should still be relevant
you're welcome for all the youtube links

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SGA Issues A Position on SJP/Barnard Debacle

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acronyms
banners in barnard shouldn't be banned
israel palestine
sga
SJP

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Bwoglines: HIMYM, Palestine, and Absurdities Edition

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finna
full disclosure bwog actually hates himym but bwog also just likes hating things so we'll totally talk about the finale with you
look at those red tights and the angle so kool so nonchalant
selling air after four years you finally have a job prospect!
spam
spam spam spam
spam why
spamelot
spamn't you heard of spam it's the hip new thang
we could have come up with a better spam pun we're sorry
what if espn showed fighting saints? bwog would watch that shit

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Pre-Frosh Profiles: Eleanor

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barnard bear cub
class of 2018
I will cut the first anti-barnard commenter
live while you're young
political economics can you even major in that
pre-frosh profiles
pre-frosh profiles 2018
shots fired at the official prefrosh group
so eager
sulz lyfe

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ESC: Public Shaming is the Best Shaming

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campaign season yo
democracy wahoo
esc
public shaming is our fav activity
what does student life mean to you???!

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Field Notes: Kittens Are Forever

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(drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk) drive roll up the partition please
add it to the list of things that confuse bwog
BarBwog
being "drunk as fuck"
drunk diets
field notes
i've been drunk in that exact spot!
is bway booby trapped?
notes from the field

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CC USenate Position: Who’s The Fiercest Of Them All?

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bwog--the expert photoshopper
elections 2014
it's a remarkable occurrence when elections take us on a roller coaster of emotions
more like a safari of emotions!
nice hair ramis
official bwog photoshop team
please excuse our awful photoshop
this is not an april fool's day joke
university senate
usenate
we were going to use an easter bunny but that idea was nixed
you're an animal Roaree it's in your nature

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Grades@CU Gets a Makeover (Sort of)

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colorful linezz
Daniel Liss
grades@cu
senatorial candidates doing shit
that graph = grade inflation?
wait according to that graph less As are given out in the sciences tehehe

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