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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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Commencement Approacheth

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ahh the end of the school year
commencement
farewell 2014
seems like just yesterday that the bleachers came down
the real world
under the bleachers is the best place to hide
where does the time go?
why do things have to change?

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How #Blue Are You?

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#OurBlue
blue to the bone
but really tho who went to football games?
bwog quizzes
get in the school spirit
pantone 290
shame on your if you're not #blue
so much more fun than your homework
today the skies are blue
we just #blue ourselves
you just #blue it

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LectureHop: Guns, PMCs, And Steel

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awkward power dynamics
bwog: defense expert
can't get enough panel discussions
eisenhower had something right
military industrial complex
roosevelt institute
this is where your tax dollars are going folks
we love our panel discussions

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Take Back The Night 2014: Rape Culture Is Not Some Buzzword

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"rape culture is not some buzzword"
attendance is everything
buzzwords
feeling the feeling
language is power
rallies and marches
sexual assault
take back the night
the nypd was there

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Bwoglines: Anomalies In The Universe Edition

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add more saturated fat to your morning meal
bugs are the nastiest
bugs gettin' frisky
bwog goes deep...into space
bwoglines
got my eye on a spot on Kepler -186f
hillary clinton leading the charmed life
if the child's first word is "president" then will she do it?
might not be healthy but it sure is delicious
outer space adventures
when do you think we'll be able to visit?

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The Heights Is Back?

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but soft what light over samad's gourmet breaks?
can it be true?
fire cannot kill a dragon
just in time for easter
the great citibank fire of january 2014
the heights slouches towards bethlehem
what is dead can never die
why couldn't the fire have taken possibilites@Columbia instead?

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King’s Crown Recipients Tackle Sexual Assault

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king's crown awards
no red tape
sexual assault
solidarity
woah what if it's called a king's crown because it's from the days before women were allowed in?

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#tbt Greek Games Edition

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#tbt
bacchanalia
back in the day
badass barnard women
barnard greek games
can't believe this actually was a thing
consult the oracle
did greeks even wear togas?
enough with the greek stuff columbia
greeks drank wine from bowls
honoring bacchus the barnard way
sacrificing men for greeks
the core...in real life
TRADDDIIIITTIIION tradition
we need another bacchanal
you know it's spring when the togas come out

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