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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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Let Them Eat Cake

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10 points if you get just "sex"
full disclosure bwog would still eat that
in fact maybe this will be bwog's dinner
is it just us or does that icing look deliberately clumpy
literally whose idea was this
overseen
yum yum

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Where Art Thou?

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cheer urself up wit dance or music (or alcohol)
end of the year jazz what are other end of the year celebrations could there possibly be
entirely gratuitous britney reference
fear and loathing in las vegas WHOOPS meant misery of the third reich
home stretch that cat is p fuckin home(l)y
ngl also read "goettler" as "goethe" bwog has been very confused today
RAWWcus jk that's not how u spell it
twyla tharp woooot
wait guys hamletmaching and love of don sound so cool
what exactly is passing strange bwog confused

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What Matters To YOU?

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anonymous commenters can now get another way to vent
ben was really hipster and cool we talked over skype
everyday connections tho
formspring was a drama den
formspring was such a disaster
full disclosure bwog stalks the columbia matter page constantly
internet anonymity
matter
the app is actually sort of addicting
weed hangovers

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Bwoglines: Lots Of Feelings Edition

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(cup)cake haha bwog's funny
bwog likes controversy everywhere most of all in onions
bwog wrote these last night at 4 HAHAHAHA
damn so much supreme court
damn supreme court busy day
family epic do u mean homer
ok the peeps thing garnered no feelings but w/e
so ~*~kawaii~*~
some dishy dishes ;))))
supreme court + food = the norm
that shit got serious all of a sudden at first u were reading about a peeps movie
THE GIRLS WHO WALK THREE STEPS BEHIND HER THO literally wut
weird amounts of feelings aka FINALS APPROACH(eth)
yes underdog received a brilliant 16% on rotten tomatoes what of it

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What Is The Meaning Of Life?

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"what is the meaning of life" wtf is this cc??
better than that fox news interview
bwog video
college talk
columbianz gone wild (jk not really)
existential crises caught on tape
kinda awkward
lol we are so inarticulate
new 420 video (but we still love the 80s one)

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The Most Fun You’ll Ever Have At An ESC Meeting

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esc
for these women it's like school of mimes not school of mimes amirite
go-kart like mario kart plz ok
lcui
varsity show is everywhere
wait why didn't we know about these pop tarts on 420

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The Home Stretch And Other Sports Puns

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beat Penn
bring out the brooms
bwogsports
columbia love
congrats men's tennis
Cornell is no match
invade Philly
ivy league title
Penn Relays
sweeeep
undefeated
victories in the water

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Meet The CC Valedictorian And Salutatorian

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butler all day all night all life
Class of 2014
deantini
far-fetched dreams and uncertainties--we all have them
humility
let the inferiority commence
no one reads those emails from deantini
people who are just like us except better
people who go to lecture
really smart people
red bull is the common denominator
salutatorian
so maybe the trick to becoming val/sal is not finding alma's owl?
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