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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Free Chairs!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 9 Comments

Why the hell not, guys? Free chairs on the 4th floor of Schapiro CEPSR. That’s fun!

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JSchool to Obama: Don’t Prosecute WikiLeaks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 13 Comments

A good chunk of the Columbia JSchool faculty has signed a letter to Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder claiming that the recent publication of diplomatic cables by WikiLeaks is “protected by the First Amendment.” The faculty looks back a few decades and points out that “as a historical matter, government overreaction to publication of leaked […]

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Your Room Is Not Your Room Over Winter Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 29 Comments

New Year’s Eve ball drop? Skating at Rockefeller Center? Going below 96th St? Your magical winter in New York may be jeopardized! For the first time, Columbia is requiring students to register in order to stay in housing over winter break. Registration is not only mandatory for entering your own dorm, but any Columbia residence […]

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Just Can’t Get Enough: University Increasing Fundraising Goal to $5 Billion

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 24 Comments

Good news bears! The University expects to raise its original goal, announced in September 2006, of $4 billion nearly a year ahead of schedule. The $4 billion plan was the largest fundraising effort in the history of higher education. But we can’t stop, won’t stop: the University hopes to raise a total of $5 billion […]

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What Matters To YOU?

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anonymous commenters can now get another way to vent
ben was really hipster and cool we talked over skype
everyday connections tho
formspring was a drama den
formspring was such a disaster
full disclosure bwog stalks the columbia matter page constantly
internet anonymity
matter
the app is actually sort of addicting
weed hangovers

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Bwoglines: Lots Of Feelings Edition

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(cup)cake haha bwog's funny
bwog likes controversy everywhere most of all in onions
bwog wrote these last night at 4 HAHAHAHA
damn so much supreme court
damn supreme court busy day
family epic do u mean homer
ok the peeps thing garnered no feelings but w/e
so ~*~kawaii~*~
some dishy dishes ;))))
supreme court + food = the norm
that shit got serious all of a sudden at first u were reading about a peeps movie
THE GIRLS WHO WALK THREE STEPS BEHIND HER THO literally wut
weird amounts of feelings aka FINALS APPROACH(eth)
yes underdog received a brilliant 16% on rotten tomatoes what of it

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What Is The Meaning Of Life?

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"what is the meaning of life" wtf is this cc??
better than that fox news interview
bwog video
college talk
columbianz gone wild (jk not really)
existential crises caught on tape
kinda awkward
lol we are so inarticulate
new 420 video (but we still love the 80s one)

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The Most Fun You’ll Ever Have At An ESC Meeting

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esc
for these women it's like school of mimes not school of mimes amirite
go-kart like mario kart plz ok
lcui
varsity show is everywhere
wait why didn't we know about these pop tarts on 420

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The Home Stretch And Other Sports Puns

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beat Penn
bring out the brooms
bwogsports
columbia love
congrats men's tennis
Cornell is no match
invade Philly
ivy league title
Penn Relays
sweeeep
undefeated
victories in the water

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Meet The CC Valedictorian And Salutatorian

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butler all day all night all life
Class of 2014
deantini
far-fetched dreams and uncertainties--we all have them
humility
let the inferiority commence
no one reads those emails from deantini
people who are just like us except better
people who go to lecture
really smart people
red bull is the common denominator
salutatorian
so maybe the trick to becoming val/sal is not finding alma's owl?
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PeopleHop: It Hurts Being Becca Barnard

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"debora if i lean in too far i'm going to fall"
barnard girls face the real struggles in life
barnard produces funny ladies
peoplehop
technology these days
ugh bwog is always the skinny bitch
we hope dspar is proud
what if they get bigger than the chainsmokers on soundcloud?
who needs WBAR?

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Plant A Tree, Save A PrezBo

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#ourgreen
b of the e
back of the envelope calculations
Bwog does math
CO2 emissions = fart euphemism?
frontiers in action
happy earth day!
suddenly "have a global day" seems a lot less sincere...
we hope his hair products don't include don't contain HFCs!!

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