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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Dining Hall Reviews, Core-Style

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$15 buffet damn that shit's expensive
dark abyss of ferris
darwin was not a jj's health inspector but he would have made a good one
did that turn into vonnegut at the end who knows
dining heavy day
ferris staircase tho
our stomachs are indeed thunder in fact bwog's is rumbling right now
rather take the stairs than sit at the bar tho
spec was into darwin shocker
sylvia asks god to expand her belly
sylvia harnessed hunger
sylvia made the best
the dining gods are dead
the dining hall of many ways toooo real
the gods of dining psh as if

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Gillian Lester To Be New Law School Dean

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ch-ch-changes
law school
lots of new hires
new dean new you
no one actually cares about the law school
updates from law school
whoops accidentally gillian flynn

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Let Them Eat Cake

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10 points if you get just "sex"
full disclosure bwog would still eat that
in fact maybe this will be bwog's dinner
is it just us or does that icing look deliberately clumpy
literally whose idea was this
overseen
yum yum

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Where Art Thou?

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cheer urself up wit dance or music (or alcohol)
end of the year jazz what are other end of the year celebrations could there possibly be
entirely gratuitous britney reference
fear and loathing in las vegas WHOOPS meant misery of the third reich
home stretch that cat is p fuckin home(l)y
ngl also read "goettler" as "goethe" bwog has been very confused today
RAWWcus jk that's not how u spell it
twyla tharp woooot
wait guys hamletmaching and love of don sound so cool
what exactly is passing strange bwog confused

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What Matters To YOU?

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anonymous commenters can now get another way to vent
ben was really hipster and cool we talked over skype
everyday connections tho
formspring was a drama den
formspring was such a disaster
full disclosure bwog stalks the columbia matter page constantly
internet anonymity
matter
the app is actually sort of addicting
weed hangovers

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Bwoglines: Lots Of Feelings Edition

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(cup)cake haha bwog's funny
bwog likes controversy everywhere most of all in onions
bwog wrote these last night at 4 HAHAHAHA
damn so much supreme court
damn supreme court busy day
family epic do u mean homer
ok the peeps thing garnered no feelings but w/e
so ~*~kawaii~*~
some dishy dishes ;))))
supreme court + food = the norm
that shit got serious all of a sudden at first u were reading about a peeps movie
THE GIRLS WHO WALK THREE STEPS BEHIND HER THO literally wut
weird amounts of feelings aka FINALS APPROACH(eth)
yes underdog received a brilliant 16% on rotten tomatoes what of it

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What Is The Meaning Of Life?

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"what is the meaning of life" wtf is this cc??
better than that fox news interview
bwog video
college talk
columbianz gone wild (jk not really)
existential crises caught on tape
kinda awkward
lol we are so inarticulate
new 420 video (but we still love the 80s one)

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The Most Fun You’ll Ever Have At An ESC Meeting

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esc
for these women it's like school of mimes not school of mimes amirite
go-kart like mario kart plz ok
lcui
varsity show is everywhere
wait why didn't we know about these pop tarts on 420

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