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Fountains Freely Flowing

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 5 Comments

We’ve said it before, and we may have jumped the gun, because it got cold again. But go look outside! The (decidedly phallic) fountains are back on! So go sit on the steps, go find that Fountain of Youth, that long sought El Dorado of Columbia—contentment. Next thing you  know it’ll be hot and sweaty. […]
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Overheard: Where the Hedonists Head

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 11 Comments

This weekend spawned some particularly sparkly gems. First, in the wee hours of the morning, a fairly intoxicated guy and girl approach the sign-in desk. The guy swipes in, but the girl lingers for a moment. She needs to be signed in: Guy: Oh, so you go to Barnard? Girl: Um, yeah. Is that a […]
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QuickTix: Every Night Is A Late Night

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 0 Comments

QuickTix is our twice-monthly feature in which the TIC tells all. Tickets sold for on campus events this week: 2364 Campus events on sale now: The Night Thoreau Spent In Jail: April 7th, 8th, and 9th, 8 pm, Glicker-Milstein Black Box, $5 w/CUID, Tickets. LateNite Fall Anthology: April 7th, 8th, and 9th, 11 pm, Lerner […]
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Does Not The Heaven Vault Above?

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 24 Comments

This almost graceful array of laptop chargers was spotted in Butler! Look at those beautiful parallel catenaries! What Bwog wonders is how did these intrepid and dedicated students sling their chargers up that way? Like a grappling hook!? Or a lasso? What say you, wanderer? Name that title quote!
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Give Me Liberty or Give Me Gorp

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 1 Comments

The campaigning has begun! The members of the CU Charge party are trying to win your votes with free bags of trail mix. They’ll be outside John Jay from 12 pm. Top tip: you can just take the food, you don’t have to talk politics! Snack foods from Wikimedia Commons
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Bonus Dining Dollars Debunked

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 10 Comments

Here’s a heads-up for those of you who bought dining plans during Suite Selection, perhaps lured by the promise of “Bonus Dining Dollars.” An intrepid tipster warned us that you need to be wary of these tricky plans. You will get the extra dollars next semester–after a long summer break. But you’ll probably forget about […]
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Bwoglines: The Government Does Stuff Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 1 Comments

The City’s Pest Control team has suffered some cuts. Mr. Bloomberg says more people are complaining about rats because people are complaining more, not because there are more rats. Hm. (Gothamist) Good news for folks in McBain—NY is working on a way to reduce light and noise from firetrucks on non-life threatening business. (Westport News) […]
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Lost: Pink Button Down

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 0 Comments

Lost on 4/4 en route to Carman 4 from laundry room. It has “NBL” on the pocket. If found, please email me at nbl2112@columbia.edu. Thanks!
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Fire Alarm in Lerner: Breakfast Plans Potentially Imperiled

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 4 Comments

Ferris Booth and everything else got cleared out around 8:30 am! Sorry to you who were planning on a quick bite before your 9 am. For those of you arriving after it ends–maybe try to squeeze a free meal out of Ferris in the post-drill rush?
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Lost: Blue Spiral Notebook

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 0 Comments

If a blue spiral notebook turns up, I am indebted with my life. Return to Hartley 5A or call 914-815-7255 or e-mail me atacs2197@columbia.edu.
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City Council to Decide on Baker Field Development

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 1 Comments

A City Council committee has voted in favor of Columbia’s latest construction project, which sparked quite a kerfuffle over spring break. DNAinfo reports that the Council proper will make a final decision tomorrow, meaning the long wait to find out whether or not we’re going to get a Boathouse Marsh will be over. According to […]
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Serene Snacks Sans Shekels

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 3 Comments

The Hillel Exec Board wants to help you relax. Take a break from all your stressors and enjoy a back rub from Columbia’s Stressbusters, the team of students with magical hands who deliver neck and back rubs to all! Remember when? Expect “delicious teas, hot chocolate and other serene snacks” from 8–9 p.m. in the […]
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Senior Wisdom: Emma Tuzinkiewicz

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Bwog In Bed: Sunshine And Rainbows Edition

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Oh, What A (Dark) Night (Of The Soul)…

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Cool Jams For Hard Times

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Get Ready To Primal Scream Tonight

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Bwog In Bed: Happy Sad Angry Glad Edition

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

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Shit My Notes Say

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