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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

bitches going crazy

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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Colbert Comes To Columbia

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colbert
columbia kids getting embarrassed
lol
tad's turf >>>> watter's world
tired of fox news
we're so smart

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Mag Preview: The Ancient Grudge

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banard and columbia **TENSIONS**
bwog shot glass to whoever gets that Columbia "C" ankle tat
DUBOIS VERSUS DA GIRLS
PrezOb
wait you haven't read The Aeneid omg

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Hygienic Dilemmas Of Columbia Eateries

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"personal cleanliness inadequate" gross
and here I was thinking Koronet was the pinnacle of hygiene
contaminated food at Vine the sushi place great sounds good
if i close my eyes then the rat poop isn't there
that clif bar doesn't seem very cleanly
the department of health must curve otherwise how would HamDel have an "A"?

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Bwoglines: Wear Your Helmet Edition

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Billy de Blazz
parents put their babies in helmets for 23 hours a day because they worry about their heads being deformed let's just think about that
pay phones are so romantic though...never mind they will not be missed
Ukraine
ukraine saga
what does your custom spacesuit color say about you?
wifi could be everywhere in NYC screw inconvenient antiquated communcation devices

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Senior Wisdom: SB

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"the baddest"
@1020tip
bwog once got dead last at trivia night
excuses to write a novel
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
we made a typo that said "oral cheese or sex" and it was hilarious
you learned too much

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2014 GS Class Day Speaker Announced

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class day speaker
gabriel jackson
gale brewer
gs
ido haimi
is she tight with de blasio?

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#tbt: Obama

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#bringbackrifleclub
#tbt
an ambulance or the mystery machine
back in the day
back in the day we had a rifle club what can you claim
conspiracy theories
cooperative security guards make us feel so safe
feminism was still a prevalent force on campus
feminists...
lol back in the day
low steps always the best hangout
obama
we did some sleuthing

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Surf & Turf Is Happening

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a desert extravaganza sounds divine but that ice cream bar sounds pretty ultimate
all milano's sandwiches get consumed in less than 24 hours
beat those lines eat that surf eat that turf sleep forever
clutch friendship swipe
surf and turf
surf n turf
whoever tries all 18 flavors wins surf and turf
yes we know that's filet mignon in the picture can't we dream?

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