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“Those of you lucky enough to have your lives…”

By Bwog Staff on Feb 27, 2011 10 Comments

Attention assassins— Uma Thurman aspirants and the less ambitious, college student variety—CU Assassins starts today! Happy hunting! Here’s a little inspiration from The Bride herself. (Bwog also stands for bloody wall of gore…viewer discretion advised). Update: Registration for Assassins will indeed still be open during Closing Ceremonies. It’s your last chance!

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Bwoglines: Multiplicity of Eyes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 27, 2011 2 Comments

Embracing a university policy that makes us vibrant, dynamic and exciting in news this morning, we have something for everyone. How much we can credit the social media for the revolution in Egypt is questionable, but the latest news, a father-daughter reunion, is all Twitter. Add ‘reuniting long lost families’ to the site’s (still short) […]

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ROTC Update: Conclusion & Context

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 58 Comments

The Task Force has closed its survey and conducted its hearings. Audio recordings for all three are posted online, as are the first two transcripts—the final one is expected within the next few days. The Task Force will continue to accept e-mail submissions and post them for consideration until 11:59 PM on Wednesday, March 2, […]

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Boringside Heights: Our World Revolves Around Food Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 3 Comments

Burgers, cookies, and salads—oh my! Few things are more important in the life of a Columbia student than eating a good meal. It’s an exciting week in the Columbia culinary world. Boringside Heights—all minutia, all the time.

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Dear Bwog: Dating Dilemmas Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 37 Comments

Never fear, Columbians. Dear Bwog has returned once again to help you solve your collegiate quandaries. This week, our favorite “heterosexual male Suzy May” tackles one of the tougher issues of college dating—what to do when the one you “love” is fading you out. Dear Bwog, After what I thought were three successful dates, this guy […]

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BlackboardHop: Teachable Moments Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 1 Comments

Found in Pupin 424. Bwog has no idea why these lovely verse were written, but we’re certainly having fun trying to guess. Leave us your ideas in the comments! Friendly professorial advice: “These are different ways of telling your professor why you didn’t finish your paper on time. Which is the only style you’d get […]

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LectureHop: Chinese Typewriters and Recursive Embodiment: Humans Embodying (Machines Embodying (Humans Embodying Machines))

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 3 Comments

On Thursday, Bwog’s character-based correspondent Diana Clarke hopped over to the Weatherhead East Asian Institute, where she joined a roomful of besweatered academics to listen to Thomas S Mullaney, GSAS ’06. He discussed the difficulties of creating a typewriter that could print Chinese characters and tried “to explain the convoluted mathematics of the subtitle.” All in all, […]

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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Spring Break Dreamin’ Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 2 Comments

Going to school in New York City can be rough, especially when the weather is rainy and gross, and everyone is grumpy. Friends, take heart—spring break is only two weeks away! Until then, sit back, and enjoy the ‘toons. And remember, there’s no better way to procrastinate than a lil’ constructive doodling. We want your […]

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Bwoglines: Sex and Dating Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 7 Comments

CBS ’11 students Balazs Alexa and Jean Meyer have created Date My School—an online dating site that helps studious, yet social media-inclined students from different universities meet each other. The site “now has more than 7,000 users, including some from the Fashion Institute of Technology because, Mr. Meyer said, a friend convinced him that there […]

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Found: Spanish Grammar Workbook

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 0 Comments

Gramatica Basica del Estudiante de Español book. Found in newspaper rack in Hamilton. Has pink sticky tabs and writing on first page. Email tqb2001@columbia.edu

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Overheard: Meh Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 9 Comments

The weather sux. Life is dull. Remember the good ol’ days when life was carefree? Let’s commiserate together! Hit play on this next video, read on, and just… think about life. “I’m almost at where I want to be philosophically… and did I tell you she called me?” “Sometimes when your blood sugar is low, […]

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Cooking with Bwog: “Whole” Foods

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 5 Comments

In this week’s Cooking with Bwog, our resident poultry and pesto preparer Matt Powell shows you how to roast a whole quail. Bwog can personally attest to the fact that this dish tastes dazzling! But, if you think this is just too complicated, just wait. Your time will come—next week: Good Ol’ Fashioned Mac ‘n’ Cheese! Whole […]

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PSA: Help EAAH With Their New Flyering Campaign Tonight

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come thru girl you know we got things to do
everyone allied against homophobia
flyers
meet in the big fur
PINK
psa
safe spaces

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Live At Lerner: Plastic Cannons

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hip!
live at lerner
midterms season gets to all of us
music
neato!
stress relief
take care of yourselves
young!

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Bwoglines: Is Everyone Drunk? Edition

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~modernism~
bwog wrote this while not drunk
bwoglines
go away shia labeouf
technology is scary
vote darth vader

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Roommate Horror Stories

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"he/she beats you up"
asking for mouthwash at 4 am
bad judgment calls
bwog would be a good roommate
crimes
don't be that person
leaving gross things in the shower
maybe it's because they got shafted
roommate-on-roommate struggle
sleep with one eye open folks
strangerphobic roommates
the ominous shower
what if we all lived in singles?
who sexiles and doesn't actually have sex?

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Free Comedy and Cheap Beer Tonight

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$4 Coors can't beat that
comedy and beer equals great combination
control top
golden with a lot of foam
so alcohol very comedy
sounds yummy
study break
what's a well drink?

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PSA: Rules Of University Conduct Town Hall On Friday

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havemeyer 309
revising the rules of protest
town halls
University Rules of Conduct
usenate

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Overseen: If You Give A Mouse A Cookie…

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ewwwww
i only want a glass of milk
if you give a mouse a cookie
just take my cookie and leave me alone!
mice here mice there mice are crawling everywhere
red linoleum floors
stay under that chair!
UTS
vermin

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Bwoglines: WTF??? Edition

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bwog is never flying American Airlines ever
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fix your planes
Google is solving everyone's biggest problems
holy shit 4000 people
Kim Jung Un looks even more dangerous with a cane
no more going to the good ol' doc
planes falling apart from the inside
telemedicine
to be clear: when we say "wtf" we mean "what the fuck?"

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