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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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Know Your Wikipedia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 8 Comments

’14ers out there may have realized that Bwog can be a valuable source of information about Columbia. However, even seasoned Columbians may not know some of this carefully checked, entirely reliable trivial knowledge. Great for parents weekend, when you want to steer away from the topic of grades and significant others. Columbia has its own […]

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Bwoglines: Keep Holding On Edition.

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bwoglines
columbia in the news
keep holding on
time to whip out all those old anchorman quotes

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Columbia Admirers Rises Again

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#throwback
back for a limited time only!
but i believe columbia admirers can save the world
columbia admirers
hallelujah!
maybe sensual sundays will come back???
we missed you so

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What’ll Storbeck Cost Us?

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Bwog's 3rd grade class had more than 100 years of "collective experience" in the education industry
california
consulting
deans of student affairs make $300k/yr or more
freedom of information
storbeck/pimentel & associates
student affairs
the Storbeck brings them a new dean
when a university and an office love each other very much
where your tipsy senior fund donations go

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CU GlobeMed’s World AIDS Day Video

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globemed
no shame in going to columbia health and grabbing a fistful of condoms
those awkward pauses between interviews
World AIDS Day

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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free food
meeting announcement
shutterstock never disappoints

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Awn On The Afterlife

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Awnsomeness
Can CC steal Dean Awn? PLEASE
Dean Awn
dean awn strikes again
fawning over Peter Awn yet again
gratuitous use of "awn on"

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Overseen: Thanksgiving Feasts

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bwog loves its grandmas
columbia for the holidays
hope dean awn enjoyed his turkey
now it is acceptable to play Christmas music 24/7 though don't lie you were doing it anyway
overseen
thanksgiving
thanksgiving puns like saying baster instead of bastard are appropriate for the dinner table
thanksgivukkah
the buzzword doesn't even need to be subject-specific
turkey dump can mean two very different yet equally painful things

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What We’re Thankful For

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Bwog gives thanks
find the shoutouts
happy thanksgiving and to all a good night
it's thanksgiving we're getting off the computer
long lists are our specialty
love you; mean it
thanks y'all
too many items too dear to our heart to tag about
we dare you to make it to the end
we hope you enjoy the complete and utter randomness

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