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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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CU Lion Pride Wants To Play With You

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act out!
cu lion pride
lets learn about breakpoints
or pride as in "oh we made one goal thats good"
pride as in multiple lions?
so many groups so many listservs that you will regret joining
sports do things and we do sports

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Bwog In Bed: Pound the Alarm

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bwog in bed
gotta put that cute lil accent on Beyonce cause Beyoncé
nicki has appropriated sympathy for stuttering but we don't think it is a medical condition to her so she should stop because thats rude
Nicki Minaj's Butt
turn down for what?

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CUCR Drama Stretches Into Reading Week

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bwog does politics sort of
cucr
CUCR has been watching too much Scandal
dirty tricks
how to call attention to yourself in the lerner piano lounge without actually using the piano!
sham elections
shit hath hitteth the fan
university of havana north does not approve
what will the republicans do next

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Senior Wisdom: Shelby Swartz

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"because Tupac told me to"
bwog is so stoked about the bitchface
comfort stalls and other important things
Derek Zoolander's school for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too
ooooppps we totally meant to send this to selby schwartz
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
what about the bitchface

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Gulati Gulati Bwog Shot Gulati

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Anyone want to write a Gulati-centric manga?
Gulati abhors selfies even with ellen
Gulati learned everything he knows about economics from his mama Beyoncé
Kanye and Gulati a match made in heaven
Mrs. Sunilfire watches your kids and teaches them financial responsibility
Simon Cowell and Gulati seem to be closely associated in students' minds
such suspense much adieu
The title's like "winner winner chicken dinner" duh
vampire Gulati steals the lifeblood of freshmen bound for humanities degrees
Where's Gulati rhymes with Where's Wally the British version

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Campus Sex Club: The Final Chapter

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anti-climactic in more ways than one
becrogglement
campus sex club
neither emotionally nor sexually satisfying
paging the columbia escort to write a sequel
patriarchy
poor carol west
rape culture
we swear this was a real book
whyyy marge whyyyy

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Senior Wisdom: Milo Inglehart

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badger badger badger badger mushroom...it's a snake!
everyone regrets not getting on a roof
great snake naming skills
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
stevie nicks the snake deserves its own tag

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Lost: Backpack at JJ’s

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Lost and Found

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