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Dear Bwog: When It Rains, It Pours Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 59 Comments

This week brought a doozy of dramatic distractions. Then the sky cried, and Bwog stepped in a puddle of tears. So, we dug up this installment of Dear Bwog from the archives. Dear Bwog, The following is my stream of consciousness while trying to write a paper in 209: Curse you cursor, mocking my mindlessness […]

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Lost: Green and Yellow Umbrella

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 1 Comments

I lost a big green and yellow Nautica umbrella. Can’t really remember where exactly, though. But it was at some point between 11 am and 6 pm today. bsr2116@columbia.edu.

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Printer Armageddon

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 17 Comments

THERE ARE NO PRINTERS WORKING ANYWHERE! If you know where there is a functioning printer, put it in the comments and help out your printerless brethren. UPDATE: Some printers are now working, according to Owl Printers. It’s not Armageddon, there are just more broken printers than usual. Here’s the official word from CUIT: At approximately […]

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Treats Aplenty

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 0 Comments

The Community Impact Leadership Program will be hosting a Winter Warm-up study break for first years (but everyone else is welcome, too!) from 8-9 PM in John Jay Lounge. There will be hot cocoa and a chocolate fountain—yum! Also in John Jay Lounge, a celebration of John Jay’s birthday will include “ungodly amounts of birthday […]

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BwogWeather Episode 13: The Weather IS Lovely

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 47 Comments

One night in September, Bwog went to visit Zak. “Zak,” we asked, knowing of his video-production proficiency, “could you maybe help us film for this absurd weather show we’re trying to do? Because we have no idea what we’re doing.” Zak said okay. The next morning, Pat and Zak met to film the first BwogWeather. […]

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Boringside Heights: No Tinsel is Too Tiny Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 4 Comments

Okay, so the point of Boringside Heights (as explained by the title, which has the word ‘boring’ in it), is to note some boring things that happen in Morningside Heights (see it’s a play on words because ‘morning’ and ‘boring’ sound kind of similar). Bwog delights in these details, and we think you should too. […]

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CMTS Revives a Broadway Classic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 18 Comments

Bwog’s Lily Icangelo stopped in for a Columbia Musical Theater Society performance of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. It’s the end of Columbia’s week from hell—how are you celebrating? Before you set up camp in Butler and become a slave to a paper on some obscure post-modern art movement (or […]

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Visiting Scholar Ivo Sanader Arrested

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 42 Comments

This has not been the best week for Columbia’s public relations. Now it gets worse. Ivo Sanader, former Prime Minister of Croatia and current visiting scholar at Columbia’s Harriman Institute, was arrested in Austria on Friday, and remains in custody pending extradition. Sanader is suspected of conspiring to commit crimes and abuse of office by the […]

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Lost: iPhone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 1 Comments

Lost @ Campo, Saturday Night (sunday morning)! iPhone 3GS in a really nifty neon green case. Will be a reward if found. Call (646) 543-ELIE

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Breaking: 2011 CC Class Day Speaker Is Alexandra Wallace Creed

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 84 Comments

Speaking of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming! Creed, CC ’88, is the executive producer of NBC Nightly News and the Vice President of NBC News. There has only been one female Class Day speaker since Columbia went co-ed in 1983: Claire Shipman, CC ’86, also a TV journalist, spoke in 1999. Creed was […]

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Fun Cooker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 21 Comments

General Electric’s Head of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming has relocated to Mudd!

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To Bacchanal: $20,000, Love, Your Councils

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 57 Comments

Huzzah! ESC, SGA, CCSC and GSC have allocated a combined total of $20,000 to the Bacchanal Committee this year. This allocations is still a one-time-deal, and future allocations to Bacchanal will depend on a separate resolution. Council members will sit on the Bacchanal selection committee (hey Learned– Weezy F. Baby!) for oversight. The one thing […]

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Surf & Turf Is Happening

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a desert extravaganza sounds divine but that ice cream bar sounds pretty ultimate
all milano's sandwiches get consumed in less than 24 hours
beat those lines eat that surf eat that turf sleep forever
clutch friendship swipe
surf and turf
surf n turf
whoever tries all 18 flavors wins surf and turf
yes we know that's filet mignon in the picture can't we dream?

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“Sham Elections”: Stealing The CUCR Elections in Broad Daylight

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can we talk about how his last name is "truelove"
Commie sympathizers
cucr
gorgeous hair and well-chosen lighting might absolve you from this one
Hi New York Times--saw you linked to us so thought we'd do you the same favor because we really like the work you've been doing even if you aren't as irreverent as us
political parties aside we can agree that elephants would beat donkeys in the wild
republicans not re-pubic-ans
sacred constitutions
traditional american values like the reverence of apple pie and the enfranchisement of white property-owning men

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Core Scholars 2014 Announced And Honored

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always to the lighthouse
Columbia Core Scholars Program
congratulations
core scholars
drama beauty insight hilarity
poetry music and visual arts oh my!
the gifted and talented amongst us
winners in innovation and winners in life

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Bwoglines: Out With The Old Edition

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#dark
breadsticks at koronet
bwoglines
general good fun happy times at koronet
important debate important issues real things etc
the death penalty
the middle class
when science overwhelms and overpowers our human species remember this moment
who needs friends for anything much less decision-making lol

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JJ’s Place Flooded By Burst Pipe

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bad water pressure
BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
columbia is like a water park?
flooding
floods
jj's place
putting the "surf" in "surf and turf"
water pressure doing bad things

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Senior Wisdom: Misha Solomon

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"a huge dick whose ego couldn't be contained by our huge Pupin lecture hall" we luv u
"dogs' sexual organs"
#stripperfacts
bwog senior wisdoms
Figure Your Shit Out
horse bestiality poem
interesting stripper facts
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
wash your mouth out with soap award

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E-Board Appointments And Other GSSC Happenings

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FREE DINO BBQ
gssc
night owl
ooh quorum fancy
owls can turn their heads all the way around and so can we
up on the fly p sure that's not actually a phrase but roll with it
who actually is andrew lawson

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SGA: DSpar Has The Flu

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binders full of women remember that
everyone has the bubonic plague sorry we meant flu
heads up we're not in vermont guys
look at those smiling faces
so much school spirit bwog's tearing up
wait does this mean we're going to have two llc's
why does bwog keep spelling flu "flue"

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