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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Happening It’s Actually Happening Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog just wants to stay in bed
finals zombie violet
get pumped for finals
grim
haven't slept sickly pink
the poop quiz is legitimately hilarious don't deny it
yay the first day of finals

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Senior Wisdom: Samantha Goldfarb

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"I take my blood oaths seriously"
"Project Never Leave"
bwog wants to give Chris Rock a tour
greek life *celebrity*
people who don't talk about 4loko
senior night hero
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
shaker heights doesn't sound like a real place
what do you mean "never missed a senior night"... like ever?

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Lit Hum One Star Reviews

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actually lit hum is the best class you will ever take
bwog always ignores Augustine
don quixote is not light reading for a casual read on the beach sitting in the sun with a drink in hand
fail! wrong!
less enjoyable than a warm bowl of mayonaise
more like to the outhouse
never forget
ooh burn
the pears part is the only part anybody fucking knows because they didnt read it

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Rising From The Ashes

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"The people person's paper people!"
boringside heights
citibank
copy shops are so retro though
the great citibank fire of january 2014
the Heights returned shrunk 1020's line so it's cool by us
village copier
VILLAGE copier becomes CITI bank something's not right
why are their logos so similar? conspiracy

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God’s Honest Truth

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blue and white
clubs that may or may not be cults
from the issue
the blue and white
this is the source of those FB events
veritas forum

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Bingo: Philoso-fun Edition

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all the names on the but go round and round (our heads)
bwog has the most fun with games
bwog is a fun mom right?
bwog is very over CC right now
capitalism is indeed the worst
finals 2014
just in time to get turnt for finals
someone bought bwog indesign can u tell

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Senior Wisdom: Jake Davidson

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"it's not too late to fail out of college!"
pitching the lion on bwog = super classy move
sandwich ambassador
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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How Will You Do On Your Finals?

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Bwog has a crystal ball
bwog knows you love a good quiz
bwog quizzes
our test was probably way easier than the ones you have to take now
studying is stress they are equal
the beagles and sandwiches may seem irrelevant but our metrics are just that comprehensive

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