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Your Councils Say Hi

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 10 Comments

Your student council presidents would like to say hello and impart a few words of wisdom. Listen to them! Lara Avsar, SGA President Welcome (back) to Barnard! I hope you had a wonderful summer! Whether this is your first time on campus or the first week of your last year, get ready for a great […]

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The Oracle is a Bust

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 0 Comments

In May of last semester, CULPA came out with the Oracle, an algorithm that hoped to achieve the impossible–to predict the scheduling of Core Curriculum professors. For those wishing to avoid blindly selecting their Core courses, the Oracle stood as a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, when put to its first test this semester, the Oracle’s results […]

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Things You Should Pretend You Already Knew

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 27 Comments

Sometimes, fresh-people, in a seminar, or at a party, someone will reference something that used to exist and doesn’t anymore, and you will have to nod your head or laugh knowingly. Ah yes, Morningside is like, so gentrified, you will say. We asked alumni of The Blue and White and Bwog for places, events, and […]

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The Morningside Almanac: Week of 9/5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 7 Comments

New semester, new root vegetables at the Columbia Greenmarket. On most Wednesdays (except for today, which is Sunday!) Bwog will preview what’s new at the Greenmarket that week, what’s in season, what’s going out of season, any news that might aid your quest for good tomatoes. Today’s Market: Fall produce is arriving early because of […]

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Hey, Guys!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog will have a relatively slow Labor Day Weekend, back in full force on Tuesday. But there’s only one thing we really want to say today, and here it is. Have a fantastic first night back, ladies and gents. We missed you.

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Residence Hall Etymology

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 15 Comments

The Core, it has been said, is good for cocktail party chatter and not much else. You’ll be able to schmooze with people about Woolfe and iambic pentameter, yadda yadda. This post supplements the rather specific knowledge Columbia bestows on you (hey, no snark alert: we kind of love the Core) with some genuinely useless […]

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It’s Move-In Day

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 10 Comments

We’ll say no more. Find below the Postcard From Morningside from the new issue of The Blue & White, out soon.

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Columbia Beats Harvard! And?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 9 Comments

The quick takeaway from James Piereson’s recent WSJ op-ed (excerpted from a longer piece in The New Criterion), “Where Columbia Beats Harvard”: our Core Curriculum is far superior to Harvard’s set of abstruse distribution requirements. So that’s neat! In fact, add to this upset CU’s recent jump up those knuckleheaded US News rankings, and Columbia […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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Bwoglines: Overcoming Tremendous Resistance Through Overt Cynicism Edition

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basically rebellion
bwoglines
PrezBama
why not just be paid in money and then buy beer...?

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Cooooommee To Orgo Night

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but no points cause points hurt
cumb
didnt even make the classic joke
orgo night
short and sweet that's how Bwog likes sex
specific time for specific minds
this has a very amateur home web-cam feel
why doesn't art hum analyze pornos?

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Why, Winter Weather, Why

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brrrr
if it's going to be cold at least it cold snow sheesh
is Frozen good?
momma bwog says bundle up!
the mysterious noseless woman of morningside heights
wherein the arctic beluga is referenced
wherein the arctic pig is referenced
why moisturizing lip balm is sooooo important
winter struggles

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A Call for Closing Remarks

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a guy and a girl walk into a bar.... and walk about because 1020 was too crowded
closing remarks
dat jawline doh
her neck makes giraffes jealous. just kidding Bwog thinks everyone is beautiful
hope that at least one professor just walks out on his class

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ESC: That’s A Wrap

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always order the quesorita
big bang theory
big things come after eating Chiptole three times a week
Columbia loves acronyms
doesn't DoT stand for Department of Transportation
esc
Operation Columbia cares.... amazing idea but dat name
UEM ABC CCSC SGA GSSC JCCC

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Hillel Night at the Lions

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hillel is a thing
only if there is mac n cheese
tailgating without cars
that was actually pretty funny
wait.... what does "school spirit" consist of?
what are the army's colors? camo?
why is an army using google maps?

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Where Art Thou?

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does our glee club sing don't stop believing?
elves gone wild: guaranteed to make you feel awkward and aroused
its time for christmas songs all da time
new opera as opposed to that old opera
so everyone has a concert this week
where art thou?

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Live at Lerner: ECHOREV

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echorev
just say a bunch of adjectives that hipsters like and you'll be good
live at lerner
paneer me man
tikka sounds like a poisonous type of fish
what are these foods?!?!

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