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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Senior Wisdom: Gabby Beans

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bwog is so confused about how you would hum and whistle at the same time
bwog totally didn't cry at million dollar baby
confident saunter
Mo Cushla
Myx fusions
one thousand and twenty shoutout
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
stellar oral sex vs. cheese answer

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Wilma Is Retiring After 27 Years

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food
john jay will never be the same
retiring
seriously if you give bwog food we will love you forever
thank you
wilma

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Before I Die, I Want To Finish This Senten…

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#shafted
before I die
deep
double rainbow across the sky
dude just go commando it's not that tough
everyone should smile
go commando Columbia
go get that PhD
inspiration before finals
jump-roping penguin robots
triple rainbows

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CU Lion Pride Wants To Play With You

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act out!
cu lion pride
lets learn about breakpoints
or pride as in "oh we made one goal thats good"
pride as in multiple lions?
so many groups so many listservs that you will regret joining
sports do things and we do sports

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Bwog In Bed: Pound the Alarm

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bwog in bed
gotta put that cute lil accent on Beyonce cause Beyoncé
nicki has appropriated sympathy for stuttering but we don't think it is a medical condition to her so she should stop because thats rude
Nicki Minaj's Butt
turn down for what?

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CUCR Drama Stretches Into Reading Week

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bwog does politics sort of
cucr
CUCR has been watching too much Scandal
dirty tricks
how to call attention to yourself in the lerner piano lounge without actually using the piano!
sham elections
shit hath hitteth the fan
university of havana north does not approve
what will the republicans do next

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Senior Wisdom: Shelby Swartz

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"because Tupac told me to"
bwog is so stoked about the bitchface
comfort stalls and other important things
Derek Zoolander's school for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too
ooooppps we totally meant to send this to selby schwartz
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
what about the bitchface

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Gulati Gulati Bwog Shot Gulati

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Anyone want to write a Gulati-centric manga?
Gulati abhors selfies even with ellen
Gulati learned everything he knows about economics from his mama Beyoncé
Kanye and Gulati a match made in heaven
Mrs. Sunilfire watches your kids and teaches them financial responsibility
Simon Cowell and Gulati seem to be closely associated in students' minds
such suspense much adieu
The title's like "winner winner chicken dinner" duh
vampire Gulati steals the lifeblood of freshmen bound for humanities degrees
Where's Gulati rhymes with Where's Wally the British version

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