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Bwoglines: Subtraction Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2010 0 Comments

Jenny Slate, a CC alum, is apparently not being asked back to the SNL Cast. Analysts speculate the move may be related to her decision to drop the F-bomb in her debut performance. (NYT/HuffPo) Irrigation may help to mitigate the effects of climate change, according to an Earth Institute study. (Sify) The B-School takes 3rd […]

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A Columbia Moment: The Black Avengers

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 9 Comments

The Black Avengers policed the campus with a particular relish for cruel and unusual punishment.

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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

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as long as you look un-hygienic you will do well
bwog in bed
dad that's not what you meant when you said to break the glass ceiling right?
having fun in butler
let it snow
puppy coalition for lyfe
rise of the planet of the snowpeople and their pets

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SAE’s Side of the Story

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another one bites the dust
Dean Shollenberger
disenfratchisement
fraternities losing things
greek life
hazing
kevsho
problems
SAE
the phantom of shollenberger haunts us still today
what is frat row?

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
ellipses
frontiers of science puns
professors shit on football too
roger anderson
so much bakn

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

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#tbt
ah the 50s
for science
is it too soon for another stripper joke?
patriarchy
poll dancing
polling data
procrastinatory tool
some of these questions are relevant and some are about commies
tbt to right now

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

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being a smart human and getting sleep lolwut?
bwog cannot think coherently anymore
cannot go on no mo
In Defense Of
in defense of taking a night off
JUST STOP
mountains of shit
Red Bull is my best friend for always
shit to do
stop drop n roll

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

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drive
engineering humor
engineers do the darndest things
gamechangers
innovation
peoplehop
remember when SEAS was CE for like a week?
seas 4 lyfe

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

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a warm welcome to the class of 2018
butler 210
day in the life
netflix is our best friend
netflix is our life
never eat at mo willies
one of the links is destiny's child
seriously those awake bars though
staff schedules

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

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checking your privilege
did dora the explorer have a cbs backpack
losing yourself to netflix instead of studying is ok sometimes
senior wisdom
senior wisdom december 2013
wgss
white plains represent
words that are hard to pronounce
yes that is what we're implying

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