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Good Tidings!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 33 Comments

You’re almost over the finals hump, so revel in Christmas cheer! Below, an eclectic assortment of dorms decked out for the holidays. Want your own decorations on Bwog? Send us a pic: tips@bwog.com. If Charlie Brown taught us anything, it’s that no Christmas tree is too modest. We’ll be your Linus and love it anyway. […]

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Timeless Doctrines: Bad Hair Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 24 Comments

A tipster spotted this remarkably eloquent note in McBain, addressed, “To the wookie on floor 8.” Jeez. I am posting this note as a gentle warning that your shower etiquette is sub-par. Few people actually enjoy communal living, and I think, given your behavior it’s not hard to imagin [sic] why I’m sure by now […]

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BiblioBwog: A Few of Karen the Librarian’s Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 26 Comments

Bwog has hopped and camped in libraries, but we’ve never actually explored their contents. The Columbia libraries are a treasure trove of exciting history, so with the help of our lovely librarian friends, we’re going to highlight some hidden jewels. In this installment of BiblioBwog, Karen Green, Ancient & Medieval History and Graphic Novels Librarian (what a combo!), […]

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PSA-Palooza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 7 Comments

Things to remember! Use Carsplit on your way to the airport– you’ll save money and make new best friends. Write CULPA reviews now that exams are fresh in your mind– you’re helping the next generation! Teamwork! Friendship! Etc.

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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Bwoglines: Little Towns, Big Scandal Edition

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a scandal in bohemia
bwoglines
just small-town things
where's waldo (florida)?

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Green Sale Happening Now

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green sale
in the arms of an angelll fly awayyy from hereee
or just adopt a puppy it's the same thing
please call the number on your screen to donate to the SPCA
reduce reuse recycle

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Campus Activists Create “Disorientation Guide”

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Disorientation
disorientation guide
New student disorientation program
no red tape
student activism
SWS
wait but we aren't even allowed to say the word "administration"

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We Want You To Be A Staff Writer!

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also come to our meeting
apply
investigative reporting...we do that!
pretty sure barack obama also had a short stint as a staff writer
snacks for DAYS
you're all getting a promotion from "contributor"

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Lit Hum: The First Lecture

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"the iliad is like gangsta rap"
is nsop over yet?
let's go freshmen
lit hum
lit hum gives us the nuts but does not crack them
nsop
nsop 2014
the iliad
the iliad was a homer...un. get it?
there are plenty of chances to show off in first semester lit hum especially if you know ancient greek

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NSOP Will Live On In Your Hearts

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carman 8 is also where the paint party happened
just carman 8 things
nsloppy is only cool when we say it
nsop
nsop 2014
stop trying to make nsloppy happen it's not going to happen
they won't actually track you down if you skip under1roof

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SSOL Gets (Somewhat) Colorful

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additional registration windows
ch-ch-ch-changes
does this qualify as a boringside
more like shitty services online
please don't stalk us
ssol
ssol and this version of bwog really like their white space
ssol is crushing ADI
this is so helpful if you're a visual person
this schedule would be amazing
who even uses military time? oh bwog does

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Bwog Wants You To Be A Daily Editor!

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being a daily is like joining a cult but a very hip and exclusive cult
come one come all
dailies
daily application
daily editor application
free food
not "weekly" editors
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
pretty sure Hamilton was also once a bwog daily
take out pornhub before you screenshot though
we promise this isn't like applying to college

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