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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Columbia’s New Gender-Based Misconduct Policy For Students

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DSpar
gender-based misconduct
prezbo
sexual assault

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2018, Your NSOP Schedule Is Here

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ain't no mountain high enough
everyone was once a freshman
freshman cruise
get ready to see your OL once then never again
hawkma eats freshmen for breakfast
nslop
nsop
nsop 2014
on a boat
the tide is high but i'm holding on
they won't actually track you down if you skip under1roof
we were gonna go to class but we got high

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PrezBo Officially Accepts Term Extension

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board of trustees
don't every leave us prezbo
if prezbo is no longer president is he still prezbo?
prezbo
prezbo must now stock up on more hair products
statements
we're anxiously awaiting prezbo's rapper debut

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Deans Issue Statement On Bacchanal Cancellation

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baccha-no-more
baccha-nooooo
baccha-nope
bacchanal
fall bacchanal
Fiascos (Lupe and otherwise)
maybe columbia is trying to boost school spirit by making students come together in their hatred of the bureaucracy
possibly the bitchiest statement to come out of Columbia that wasn't written by us
us against the bureaucracy
war on fun
we like to party we like we like to party
you can't spell "columbia administration sucks" without "sucks"

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Houses and Homes: Canada

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canada
Houses and Homes 2014
sure would like to be there right now
very exotic
wow what a nice house/home

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Breaking: Baccha-no-more?

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bacchanal
bacchanal may be canceled
bacchaNOOO
coalition against sexual violence
don't worry the bureaucracy has our best interests at heart
oh no another lupe FIASCO
perhaps this will keep Carman safer
public safety is probably thrilled though
war on fun
what are we going to tell the sad first-years to look forward to now

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Houses and Homes: Jordan

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grad students on bwog? unheard of
Houses and Homes 2014
i'm still jealous though
Is anyone at this school NOT spending the summer in a place that's experiencing violence right now?
maybe one of the most delicious smelling submissions bwog has ever had
stay safe

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Houses And Homes: Ukraine

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at least you have a refrigerator though
Houses and Homes 2014
is op part of the ukrainian royal family?
oooh foreign!
send us some please we are so lonely
stay safe
that's not old furniture you're smelling it's mold

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