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Good Tidings!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 33 Comments

You’re almost over the finals hump, so revel in Christmas cheer! Below, an eclectic assortment of dorms decked out for the holidays. Want your own decorations on Bwog? Send us a pic: tips@bwog.com. If Charlie Brown taught us anything, it’s that no Christmas tree is too modest. We’ll be your Linus and love it anyway. […]

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Timeless Doctrines: Bad Hair Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 24 Comments

A tipster spotted this remarkably eloquent note in McBain, addressed, “To the wookie on floor 8.” Jeez. I am posting this note as a gentle warning that your shower etiquette is sub-par. Few people actually enjoy communal living, and I think, given your behavior it’s not hard to imagin [sic] why I’m sure by now […]

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BiblioBwog: A Few of Karen the Librarian’s Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 26 Comments

Bwog has hopped and camped in libraries, but we’ve never actually explored their contents. The Columbia libraries are a treasure trove of exciting history, so with the help of our lovely librarian friends, we’re going to highlight some hidden jewels. In this installment of BiblioBwog, Karen Green, Ancient & Medieval History and Graphic Novels Librarian (what a combo!), […]

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PSA-Palooza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 7 Comments

Things to remember! Use Carsplit on your way to the airport– you’ll save money and make new best friends. Write CULPA reviews now that exams are fresh in your mind– you’re helping the next generation! Teamwork! Friendship! Etc.

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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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A Lesson In Capitalism

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chopped and screwed
excuse us while we cry ourselves to sleep
fuck the saladarchy
having to pay a dollar for a chopped salad is just like kurtz dying
milano
the horror! the horror!
the milano markets
travesty!
what is the world coming to
where the fuck is our sandwich ambassador

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Bwoglines: Is It Too Good To Be True? Edition

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bwoglines
literally an effing stick of bread
not really news
prezbo has a huge underground army with tanks and everything
sarah palin gtfo
the worst part about living in new york is the shame you'd feel going to the times square olive garden because their breadsticks are heaven

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Freshlings And Furnald: AC And Frisbee

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anti-social voids
Frisky Furnald
furnald and freshmen: a retrospective
good times good times
old people are sad
true stories
we were all freshpeople once

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Overseen: Someone Doesn’t Want To Finish Their Sandwich

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"hit me up"
ew
how much though
okay
overseen
sandwich for a mouse maybe
who does this
why ec why

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Where Are All The Bathrooms?

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as if columbia's bathrooms were that nice
fuck the gender binary
just don't even go into schermerhorn
magnificent bathroom mappers
please excuse our awful poetry
poems on bwog
Poopin' in Pupin
we use the please excuse our awful poetry tag quite a lot it seems

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No Red Tape’s “Stand With Survivors” Demonstration On Low

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no red tape
prezbo
rallies
sexual assault
sexual assault at columbia

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PSA: Deadline To Drop Core Class Is 5 PM!

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add/drop
core
drop everything
drop/add/change those classes!
incurring tuition for a dropped class is a total waste of money
lithum
ssol

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Bwoglines: “Dropped” Edition

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bwoglines
drop everything
drop some cash
drop your courses
drop your pants
JBIEBS

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