Don’t go to Butler, not like you were planning on it anyway! Four firefighters wielding firefighter-axes just walked into Butler. Everyone else is outside, huddled under umbrellas, complaining about their Art Hum papers. Don’t go to Lerner either, because it’s packed now. If you’re here already: there are free dinner rolls and some casserole-looking thing […]
Read More
Hate Letter: The Columbia Bookstore
February 18, 2026Three Things I Didn’t Do Over Winter Break
February 16, 2026Be My Galentine?
February 14, 2026Cooking With Bwog: I Just Made Some Bullshit
February 13, 2026