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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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Know Your Wikipedia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 8 Comments

’14ers out there may have realized that Bwog can be a valuable source of information about Columbia. However, even seasoned Columbians may not know some of this carefully checked, entirely reliable trivial knowledge. Great for parents weekend, when you want to steer away from the topic of grades and significant others. Columbia has its own […]

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So(chi) Many Problems: Why We Love the Olympics

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bwog can't get enough olympics
germany looked bold and beautiful
hunger games inspired fashion
let the games begin!
putin is not amused
ralph lauren has done it again folks
sochi 2014
someone's in major trouble for that ring fiasco
the olympic games
we're glad we weren't on the tech crew for this ceremony

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Overseen: Dark Fortune

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barnard pool
bwog isn't good at swimming but we like to sit poolside in a swimsuit
foreboding shit
fortune cookies
overseen
predicting the future
taken too soon
whoever did this is very optimistic or just very rude
your talents will be suitably rewarded...in bed

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Chad Washington’s Hate Crime Case Dismissed

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10 days of community service
adjournment in contemplation of dismissal
an acd is the most wishy-washy way to solve a case
bwog is not proud of cu football
case dismissed
chad washington
cu football
hate crime

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Bwoglines: Getting Wild Edition

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'merica
breaking into the white house
bwog likes to scream
bwoglines
columbia fencing
don't pull your vibrant red hair out
feeling wild
going for the gold
our uniforms may have looked like ugly christmas sweaters but we're still on top
people over 80 still doing cool things

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Personals: SB

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100% believe magic is real
butler 209
butler represents
can we get a confidence interval on that percentage
can we just throw out that at the time of writing this 69 people like the personals link
choose peanut butter always
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
personals
selfie revolution
the best pizza is free pizza...unless it's famiglia
true friends submit personals together

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Named Scholarship Reception Speaker Makes Surprisingly Ungenerous Remarks

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abolish the capitalist system
but good on him for donating
daniel loeb
endowment-driven bullshit
mmm political views
named scholarship reception
passionate tips
rude
why can't these hedge fund managers just share the hedge

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Bwog Goes to the MoMA, Sees Awesomeness

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A rare good reason to go to Avery
cantilever more like can't I leave her right?
Frank Lloyd Wright
Frank Lloyd Wright and the City: Density vs. Dispersal
moma
St. Mark’s-in-the-Bouwerie Towers sounds like the fanciest place on earth
who needs skyscrapers? I have a small patch of farmland

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PSA: Broad Daylight is No Longer Safe

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both friends thought the other would make a move to take him out
Broad daylight is no longer safe
bwog hates getting robbed at tea time
columbia/barnard public safety
guns are scary at all hours
Seriously morningside is way too nice a name for the shit that goes down there

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