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Dean Denburg Is Not Your “Friend”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 10, 2010 45 Comments

We know that Double-D always calls the shots when it comes to friendships and girly bonding. This was confirmed yesterday when Dean Denburg rebuffed the friend request of Bwogger and current Barnard student Hannah Goldstein: Hi Hannah – I would be happy to accept your friend invitation but I never “friend” students, just alumnae or […]

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2 BR, Prez Ex-Occ: 142 W 109

By Bwog Staff on Jun 08, 2010 14 Comments

In need of summer housing? Re-thinking that Schapiro walk-through? Rent Obama’s former apartment on 109th between Amsterdam and Columbus. Yessiree: Apartment 3E in 142 West 109th Street is available, and will cost you $1,900 a month, a pretty steep increase from our Commander in Chief’s 1981 rent: $360. Gentrification is a thing! As David Remnick […]

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Breaking: Dean “Double D” Denburg Steps Down As Dean, Assumes New Role

By Bwog Staff on Jun 04, 2010 24 Comments

Dean Denburg, we barely knew ye! “DD” has been Dean of Barnard for seventeen years, but became a part of the Columbia psyche (because she got a nickname) with a sort of tiresome sub-plot in V116. As of July 1st, Dean Denburg will become Vice President of Barnard College Relations to focus on the relationship […]

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Summer Bwoglines Don’t Have Themes!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 04, 2010 4 Comments

The UWS’s first protected bike lanes are coming to Columbus Avenue between 96th and 77th Streets. Full Metal Jacket star Michael Modine and NYT‘s Ethicist Randy Cohen are pleased. Infamously unpleasant people doing unpleasant things: Barnard prof Georgette Fleischer is joined by Anna Wintour in a quest to keep New York City quiet. Former Fruit […]

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Two Boots Opening Downtown

By Bwog Staff on Jun 03, 2010 14 Comments

There are few things worse than mustering up the courage to spend a Saturday evening downtown, only to be punished by the shockingly slow arrival of the 1 train. As if the shiny new 96th Street station wasn’t enough to placate us (it isn’t!), enter Two Boots! The delicious NY (and Connecticut and LA?) pizza […]

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Manhattanville Goes To NY Court of Appeals

By Bwog Staff on Jun 01, 2010 17 Comments

This is kinda-sorta-maybe-it! As you may recall, December brought a major obstacle to Columbia’s dreams of expansion: the New York State Supreme Court decided 3-2 that that state could not use eminent domain to secure parts of West Harlem for Manhattanville. The Empire State Development Corporation, the only major defendant in December’s case, has appealed […]

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Today In Plagiarism: 2011 Class Council Steals Joke From Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on May 28, 2010 45 Comments

Look at how we caught your eye with that headline! Remember that sub-plot in V116 about Dean “Double D” Denburg’s Big Bear/Little Bear initiative? The one where DD matched Barnard first-years and upperclassmen in a binding friendship contract and Jenny couldn’t sneak out and meet Yonatan at 1020? That sucked for both of them, but […]

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Bwoglines: Columbia Still Exists In The Summer

By Bwog Staff on May 27, 2010 11 Comments

PrezBo and four other University Presidents ask Congress to repeal “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell,” arguing that the policy is “detrimental to both our students and the nation.” Bill O’Reilly told TC Professor Marc Lamont Hill, who is black, that Hill “kind of looked like” a cocaine dealer “a little bit.” Hill responded that O’Reilly looked […]

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Eek! GS Valedictorian Made Someone Else’s Joke

By Bwog Staff on May 25, 2010 143 Comments

Everyone had a good time at GS Class Day. There was a brass band, there was a Korean pop star, and there was a Valedictorian named Brian Corman who made a speech. This was not an unusual thing for a Valedictorian to do, but Mr. Corman did something out of the ordinary: he stole a […]

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Falafel Wars: Not A Joke

By Bwog Staff on May 24, 2010 23 Comments

Amir’s has adjusted to the times; it got a makeover over the weekend and became Maoz. There’s a new green sign, the mirrors are green, the walls and ceilings are green, and there are also some yellow-and-white striped booths, but nevermind those. The falafel also got a little cheaper (from $4.75 for a sandwich to […]

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Year in Review: 2009-2010

By Bwog Staff on May 23, 2010 21 Comments

Let’s do this. OK, there were controversies: The Study Days Debacle, the Meal Plan Shitshow, the McBain Conflagration ’10, Gender Neutral (Open) Housing, another possible SSN breach, the gross things living in Pinnacle; there were new friends: the Vag, coyotes, Sarkozy, falafel (everywhere!), a new beau for Hawkma; there was an insane snowball fight, a […]

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Even Better than “Balloon Boy”

By Bwog Staff on May 20, 2010 26 Comments

Purposeless after finals, Bwog stumbled across video of Joey Goldberg singing the national anthem at this year’s Commencement. It brought a tear to even our most cynical of eyes. Here’s the official University footage of Commencement 2010. Joey starts singing at about 45 seconds in. The university’s official Youtube channel is full of videos from […]

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In Defense Of: Meal Plans

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cant tell if this is slightly sarcastic
Columbia Dining: only suitable for giants
diets comprised only of hashbrowns
how the largest meal plan could probably feed an army for 700 years
In Defense Of
In Defense Of Meal Plans
no longer a free bird
spendin money like water

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Bwoglines: Dangerous Beasts Edition

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bwog hungry
bwoglines
casual shark fight no big deal
chompy the shark
cragel is a hilarious word
cragels
cragels are the distant cousins of cankles
dem birdies
fish are friends not food
grammy bwog
james grant you are officially the coolest person in the universe
jokes about grandmas
you're not actually that cool until you nonchalantly fight a shark

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Field Notes: Guess Who’s Back

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Bwog walks into a bar
even prezbo likes beta
field notes
making friends at 1020 is like making friends at a funeral
notes from the field
since when is Super Bass an oldie?
vareli ethnography
vareli: no we aren't a type of pasta
zbt

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BwogSports: Where Columbia Actually Stands

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"Bwog does sports guys" shows the importance of commas
Bwog does sports guys
bwogsports
it's cold so go to these indoor things
mixed bag
sports
super bowl what are you thinking being so far north
winning

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Found Poetry: A Voice Against “Alien Patriarchy”

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butler can be okay sometimes maybe?
deepbwog
good kid BAD poem
hindubwog
infernobwog
okay this would be so problematic if it was like a thing
this is actually hilarious

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Spring Auditions

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artsy fartsy
break a leg
bwog gets creative
bwog has stage fright so we wont be seeing you at the auditions
hyperlinks for days
that doesn't look like a signable cast

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CCSC Meeting Notes: Of Sexual Assault and (Maoist?) Self-Criticsm

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ccsc
CCSC working on things that matter
lets make PACSA public
prepare for CCSC to go agrorevolutionary on yo ass
publications are helping!
self criticism is crucial yo
this whole sexual assault thing is so distressing

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Black Box Show Filming on Campus Again?

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actors!
hope they aren't rude this time
kinda cool mostly annoying
like columbia ever tells us about emergencies anyway
oh so actors are allowed on the lawns and we aren't?
this is news people!
we go somewhere famous!

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